How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • random chick said

    Aug 30, 2010 @ 12:56 am

    Pretty hilarious that people are taking this seriously. Funny to read the articles, and even funnier to read the responses.
    Best time I've ever wasted.

  • Anna said

    Aug 28, 2010 @ 11:31 am

    Now I've learned the right words

    Scenes are for teenage-pussies

    Smash Capitalism, nomatter what shirt you wear!

  • Anna said

    Aug 28, 2010 @ 11:22 am

    Hi, excuse my english
    Posting this from Poland-Germany-England-Portugal-France-Netherlands-Italy-Spain-etc etc. Cause that's were I work and live and where I was "punk" all my life.
    I find it quite interesting how american youth is concerned with problems that are no ral problems :D it is so funny! You all mock a phenomenon that exists now for decades - Pop. In this case pop-punk.
    Here in Europe that has never been a topic. Punk was never just about rebellion or being just individual, it was always about working togheter, trying to build a world in which everybody's equal, working togehter on theories on how to change the world in small steps,trying to avoid anything that expolits people, doing your own food, concerts, movies, music and of course art, being open for anything and everybody.
    Here, there are concerts, festivals, cafes etc. where by the looks, you could say its hippie-preppy-bike-crust-punk-rock-metal-crazy-and-so-on. Nobody here gives a crap on how you look.
    Except maybe hysterical 14 year olds .
    That's what you all are.
    Try to do something good for the world,in politics, with good friends,stop eating fucking meat, be angry together and strong, be happy togheter and drink till you drop once in a while ;) That's punk!

    Anna, 32

  • Emo Kid1993 said

    Aug 27, 2010 @ 6:01 am

    Yeah I know your going to laugh at my name but I don't care.

    Anyway I think the "Punks" weren't taught sarcasm and irony or reverse psychology. It really shows the need for improvement in the education system. I applaud you for flushing out the morons among us. You are a true (insert country here) hero. Good day.

  • mordecai said

    Aug 25, 2010 @ 3:22 am

    good laugh. add more types of punks please. I site entitled "how to be emo" would probably be equally if not more funny.

  • Antinarchy said

    Aug 22, 2010 @ 12:47 am

    I love the brain dead zombies in your hate mail section reciting SLC Punk on what "they think" punk really is. The blind muppets insulting you because you don't know the roots of punk is almost as hilarious as your website in its entirety.

    You're missing a few critical punks though. The "keep the 50's alive greaser punks" and the spin off of that is the "psychobilly punk". Oh and the "Suicidal Tendencies punk" since they're in a category of their own.

    Thanks for the laughs. Keep up the good work.

  • Jordan. said

    Aug 20, 2010 @ 5:55 am

    Your website made me laugh.
    Thanks, Jordan.

  • Avrillavigne said

    Aug 19, 2010 @ 4:29 pm

    Hey nobodys slagged me off for a while now?? all you wanna be punks must be finally accepting me as the sk8r queen of punk that i am. Andy i think i left my bra in your car again last night can you have a look for me thanks.

  • REbEL said

    Aug 18, 2010 @ 5:51 pm

    only male can be punk?

  • melinda said

    Aug 18, 2010 @ 12:40 am

    I like this site because it is mindless and hilarious yet makes me ask the question: are you joking or not? It could go either way, and it is funny either way really. It's a website folks, settle down!!

    FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK DA POLICE!!

  • BBQ CHICKENS said

    Aug 17, 2010 @ 5:11 am

    FUCK

  • Frances said

    Aug 17, 2010 @ 2:08 am

    I'm New to punk.

    Luvs punk

  • Max said

    Aug 17, 2010 @ 1:33 am

    Ok you obviously are a fag. It's disgusting seeing kids like you on the face of the earth not understanding ANYTHING about punk or the roots of punk. All the shit you listen to are first of all MEDIOCRE TRASH BANDS. Hot topic is the most poser store in the world. Get a clue before you start writing stupid shit. And if i ever found you in real life, i would bash the shit outta you.

  • andrew said

    Aug 17, 2010 @ 12:48 am

    oh yeah? well people who bash my site are totally gay, you exuberant twat

  • get a fucking clue said

    Aug 16, 2010 @ 5:50 pm

    get a fucking clue.
    punk is not about conformity its originality.
    and gay is not an insult its a state of sexual orientation or to be extremely exuberant.
    so again get a fucking clue

  • (F)Vomit(E) said

    Aug 14, 2010 @ 12:01 pm

    You still havent updated your punk section.
    Crust Punks.
    D-Beat Kids.
    them two are just as important as your faggot ass hot topic punks. speaking of which i ran into a few hot topic punk kids the other day. stupid kids.
    my buddy piss puked all over the girl who looked like a trailor trash version of avril lavene with a dick in her mouth hahaaha. anyways yer sites hilarious keep it up

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    Aug 12, 2010 @ 6:03 pm

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  • Senor Joe said

    Aug 10, 2010 @ 8:08 am

    this is the best website of all time. now my mom will stop grounding me for being a nerdy loser and peeing my pants when I'm speaking to large groups of people. i think I'll be anarcho punk since i have a hampster and i love her and wouldn't ever want to eat her for food. she listens to me when i talk and doesn't grab my dad's crotch to get me to leave the room. Anarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Deathrocker P.I. said

    Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:13 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    Marry me?

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