How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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  • andrew said

    May 18, 2012 @ 5:12 am

    thanks, Lara. you're awesome. if the kiddies knew about big a little a (bouncing b), then we'd all be fucked, basically. my goal is to make fun of some, while pissing off others, and only about 5% actually get what's going on. this is punk. 5% are punk, 95% are fucking retards. why would i want to clue them in? oh yeah, i wouldn't, because then i wouldn't have any fun (and neither would you).

    plus, bathing REALLY is overrated. go on, ask me how i know...

    much love, andrew. <3

  • Lara said

    May 16, 2012 @ 5:23 pm

    You are fuckin hilarious! I'm old and the Chicago scene 2nd wave would of been my era. This is so spot on. But, why not tell the kiddies what big a little a really is about (while still bathing-you can diy soap, y'know) It's really more about listening to Utah Phillips and reading Chomsky to really understand.

  • Pharmf100 said

    May 8, 2012 @ 7:43 pm

    Hello! dddkkke interesting dddkkke site! I'm really like it! Very, very dddkkke good!

  • sevansyoung said

    May 8, 2012 @ 1:07 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

    ^^That fucking thing was there when I clicked it(I just left it cuz it could be true, and it's humorous.)
    I typed in studded vest in google and stumbled upon your site when I hit a random page number.
    It's pretty fucking alright :P
    ANARCHY!

  • omgunicorns said

    May 4, 2012 @ 4:59 am

    Is there any kind of punk relating to david bowie? I really love david bowie and unicorns and Queen and ...rape... and unicorns and rainbows and i want to be punk like all the cool kids at my school who have mohawks and wear studded everything cuz one of the guys is totally hot and omg i want to just rape him, so i wanna be punk lol

  • The_Punkfather said

    May 3, 2012 @ 4:17 pm

    Bowling for soup? are you serious? Try the bands like 'Dead Kennedy's','the sex pistols','the clash','Anti-nowhere League', UK Subs','GBH' and other assorted goodies.Bowling for soup and crap like that are american pop bands thinking they are punk when they couldn't be any further from the truth.Punk songs had a meaning to them and weren't there just to look 'cool' :/ .Listen to the lyrics on songs like 'Alternative Ulster' by Stiff little fingers and you'll get the idea.

  • Liz Killer said

    May 1, 2012 @ 10:45 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

    Holy fuck... i love this site.
    I found it trying to figure out what the fuck "Black Block" was.
    Anyway... i couldn't stop laughing, my favorite was the hate mail.

    What a rad guy ;)

  • Cody said

    Apr 29, 2012 @ 7:24 pm

    Nice cite man, hilarious. Well done, keep up the fight for the "page that received most dumbarse haters" -title.

    Oh and this is gonna sound gay, but
    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • yup said

    Apr 24, 2012 @ 9:18 pm

    I'm not sure if I should be weirded out that there's actually a website called howtobeapunk.com or not. Either way, um... have ... fun... yeah. I found it after typing in Black Block in google and this came up.

    PS: Penis.

  • Grampa Friday said

    Apr 8, 2012 @ 11:29 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

    I just wanted to say thank you for this site. I've been following your guidelines to the punk lifestyle for many years now and everything you said was right! Women find me more attractive, dog doesn't shit on me, etc. Now I'm the punkest kid on my block!

  • David said

    Apr 4, 2012 @ 4:02 am

    Great fuckin' site, man. Gotta love how seriously those ass hats in your hate take it. Oh, and by the way - omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • mike said

    Apr 4, 2012 @ 1:32 am

    For what it's worth, I dig the site; it's hilarious and it kept me amused and laughing for quite a bit.

  • andrew said

    Apr 1, 2012 @ 8:53 pm

    it's hard not to agree.

  • girl. said

    Apr 1, 2012 @ 12:54 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    I didn't wright that... But now I think I agree with it...SHIT.

  • sonny boy said

    Mar 24, 2012 @ 2:47 am

    This site is like the homeless brother of christwire. Funny shit. keep it up. Hey.... Just wondering.. What gives you more P.R. points? round or square pyramids?

  • Fascist Pig said

    Mar 22, 2012 @ 8:08 pm

    When I next time see someone toting punk culture/anarchy, I'll refer them to this page.

  • andrew said

    Mar 22, 2012 @ 5:25 am

    dave, you're a cock, and NOBODY thinks you're funny

  • dave said

    Mar 22, 2012 @ 4:08 am

    Eveeyone keeps saying, "this is a joke" or "its satire". Yeah, i got that. But its still not funny.... its rather juvenile, at best...

  • Dan said

    Mar 21, 2012 @ 9:23 pm

    Ha, if people had some brains they'd realize this was a joke, and a funny one for that.

  • Punkistheword said

    Mar 20, 2012 @ 7:07 pm

    http://www.mediafire.com/?qa69l0s6wmgwcps

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