About me

My name is Andrew Lyon. I'm a fat disgusting slob and live in may parents' basement in Santa Cruz, CA. I pretend I surf so chicks will cyber with me in chat rooms.

I made this site because I plan to put ads on it once it gets enough traffic, so I can make $1K a day by sitting on my pimply ass answering hate mails from ugly 14 year olds with one hand while jacking off to barnyard porn with the other.

Just kidding. I'm really hot, I DO surf, and I've been in several photo shoots. Wanna cyber?

Click for a picture of me!

email: derrp@howtobepunk.com
aim: I.M. ME!!