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  • Anonymous said

    Mar 27, 2020 @ 7:26 pm

    Hey Andrew:
    How bout one of these? I found this on the web for Lots of questions. It’d be great if u could take a fucking look. She’s getting on my nerves pestering every fricking second, about shit!!! Can someone fucking help me out?
    Cheers, fuckers

  • andrew said

    Mar 26, 2020 @ 2:56 am


  • Great Site Dude said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 11:46 pm

    I admit: I’m not a punk, and I’m not a poser. But man: your site is so fucking hilarious! That reply to that poser bitch’s email (the one at the top of page 6) was sooooooo fucking hilarious! Good job man

  • Actuallywerenotgonnadie said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 11:38 pm

    Not you, anyway. Not once you eat the magic mix of mashed up vegan burgers. Then YoU wiLl LiVe FoReVeR!

  • Actually... we said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 11:36 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • Anonymous said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 5:12 pm

    Andrew pls don’t tease lots of questions, she’s my friend and she wants to become a punk. I’m not sure if ur 4 real on the ‘shoulder length wavy hair with blond highlits’ or the bun and the bigger it is is showing you’re an alpha punk. Dont fuck around pls, she actually wants to be a punk and I’m not there 24/7 to answer every fucking question thanks

  • I love u said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 3:22 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!

  • Lots of questions said

    Mar 25, 2020 @ 12:12 am

    Thx Andrew. That’s great cuz my hair has loose waves and its brown...ill just need to cut it though. It’s really long, like its touching my ass LOL. Will have to convince mom to let me dye it tho....
    Yeah thats great tho thx

  • Rectal Ronnie said

    Mar 4, 2020 @ 8:53 am

    Is anyone else attending the Troy Film Festival this weekend? I attended tonight and saw the new documentary entitled “Toilet,” which is extremely popular in Troy! A demented faggot from Hollywood came to Troy and set up a video camera to capture video of random dudes taking dumps and spraying diarrhea. They managed to capture video of some ridiculously loud farts and huge dumps. They had THX sound editing in the movie theater and when a big fat black guy walked into the stall carrying a bucket of KFC and a 2-liter of grape soda and sat on the toilet, the walls of the theater shook when he ripped ass! Troy is really vibrant on the artistic movie house scene!

  • andrew said

    Mar 3, 2020 @ 5:03 am

    regarding hair, punks should have long, flowing, natural hair, with waves and blonde highlights. it should be at least shoulder length, and not too much volume. it's good to have some shine to it, but not like a wig or anything. bangs are sometimes ok, but in general frowned upon. avoid messy buns as these are a signifier of dominance (the bigger/messier the bun, the more alpha the wearer) and can be interpreted as a threat by other punks. if you do decide to go with a messy bun, bring your brass knuckles with you, and punch anyone who says "I like your hair!" as this is how a challenge to your dominance is initiated.

    the oracle has spoken.

  • Lots of questions said

    Mar 3, 2020 @ 1:22 am

    Is it punk to still have a punk haircut, but not have it dyed? Y’know like still have your natural color, or would that make you look like a poser?

  • zero said

    Mar 2, 2020 @ 10:54 am


  • Anonymous said

    Mar 2, 2020 @ 1:00 am

    Oh yeah, and this site is so FUCKING hilarious..all of it. I’m trying not to laugh!

  • Anonymous said

    Mar 2, 2020 @ 12:58 am

    I just read thru your hate mail.... those hate-mailers asses must be jealous at the amount of shit that came outa their mouths! Maybe they should check their spelling before emailing you LOL
    — lmfao!!

  • Lots of questions said

    Mar 2, 2020 @ 12:54 am

    Is it punk-y to wear a skull ring? (For girls)? Or another kind of jewelry like a choker/short necklace?

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    Feb 24, 2020 @ 3:03 pm

  • Anarchy Girl said

    Feb 1, 2020 @ 5:40 pm

    But...on second thought, I would (it sounds fun, and I’m not a virgin ;D) only if I lived in CA. I dont, I’m in Massachusetts.

  • Anarchy Girl said

    Feb 1, 2020 @ 5:38 pm

    I’m 12 years old man.

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  • Help please! said

    Jan 29, 2020 @ 3:32 pm

    Hi my mom really wont let me get a leather jacket or a denim one can someone give me advice on how to acquire these?