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  • Mike the Punk Rocker said

    May 29, 2020 @ 6:35 am

    Fellow punks! Tonight I went to my local Taco Bell and found it has been taken over by raging homosexuals. Instead of discouraging this my local Taco Bell is encouraging it by flying the gay flag colors, and by offering “coronafart” tacos! There was a line of at least 20 cars waiting to get into the drive thru and I could see the parking lot had been turned into a playground where tons of weirdos were playing nude leapfrog and wearing jock straps on their faces. There was a guy in a Liberace costume who was singing some awful song and when he finished he bent over and ripped ass into a microphone. When I finally got to place my order I tried to order a Gordita, but was told all they had were “coronafart” tacos. I asked what that was and was told it was a regular hard shell taco, but the taco shell was the colors of the gay flag. Also, when it was completed a fat employee who was positive for the coronavirus would fart on it to give it some “extra coronavirus flavor and juices”. That is disgusting! I got the hell out of there even though I was really hungry. This country needs someone like Chuck Norris, or Black Flag to come in and clean things up!

  • Tox said

    May 29, 2020 @ 6:13 am

    Pete, your alien story is so hawt! I had a similar experience. A few weeks ago I was sleeping and when I woke up I found I couldn’t move but was wide awake. There were two aliens there staring at me, and both had massive erections. They pressed their alien asses to my face and began ripping fart after fart while yelling “suck down that coronafart”. They then farted in each other and rolled around on the floor. I fell back to sleep and when I woke up it was morning and then were gone. I really hope they come back. I like aliens.

  • Harry said

    May 29, 2020 @ 1:10 am

    Today I went to the park for a nice walk and some fresh air. Upon entering I felt I had stumbled into a homosexual bizzaro world. The air instead of being fresh was stale with rancid farts. Instead of peace and quiet I could hear non stop ridiculously loud farts, people yelling, and moaning and groaning. As I got further into the park I could see nothing but hundreds of gay man, some wearing stained jock straps on their faces, all engaged in horrendous activities. Many of the activities involved one, or a group of men pressing their asses to a mans face while yelling “eat that corona fart faggot”, or “tongue my corona juice”. I’m guessing the vast majority of these deranged men have the coronavirus the way they were carrying on. A few of them were in weird costumes. There was guy in acid washed jeans and a mullet. A guy with Zubaz pants and a giant Jew fro, and the fattest man I’ve ever seen riding around in a golf cart running people over and yelling “pushy pushy move your tushy”. The strangest one was someone was in an “Alf” costume. There were dozens of pizza boxes all over the picnic tables and many of them were chowing down on pizza. I’m disgusted at what this country has become during the coronavirus pandemic.

  • Steve said

    May 28, 2020 @ 8:39 pm

    I filled up my SUV's gas tank at an Exxon gas station last night and there were three guys frolicking in the grass nearby bare-assed! At first, they were playing a nude leapfrog game but then one of the guys pulled the pee-stained jock strap off his face and then started strangling one of the other guys! His buddy then ripped a loud fart in the strangled guy's face! The next thing I saw was all three of them fell over while convulsing and jizzing themselves. Thankfully, my SUV was filled up by then so I quickly got back inside and drove away from those demented freaks. Those guys clearly don't care about whether they are spreading Cornavirus (or HIV)!

  • Pete said

    May 28, 2020 @ 8:59 am

    Tonight I saw an alien. He landed in a spaceship, and when he got out I could see it was a gray alien who was wearing a jock strap on his face. I found it interesting even aliens are worried about coronavirus. This alien was eating a piece of pepperoni deep dish pizza and I could hear the theme song from “Saved by the Bell” coming from a tv in his spaceship. He came over and ripped a fart in my face and said “smell that corona fart”. I then remember nothing until I came to. My pants were off and my ass was sore. The alien was back in his spaceship and was driving away. His spaceship looked an awful lot like a van, and I was surprised he didn’t take off into the air but instead drove down the road. All in all it was a pretty hot experience and I was glad to meet an alien.

  • Pops McKenzie said

    May 28, 2020 @ 3:16 am

    Today on my drive to work I had to stop at a light. To my annoyance a homeless person with a squeegee was talking between cars. This fruitcake wasn’t wearing pants and had a jockstrap over his face that had both pee and shit stains. When he got to my car he aimed his asshole at my windshield and let loose a diarrhea spray then began squeegeeing it smearing it all over. He then began banging on my window and yelling something about wanting a tip. It was disgusting. I had to use windshield washer fluid and my wipers just so I could see. When the light turned green I got out of there as this guy continued pounding on my car. When I looked back in my rear view mirror I could see he had gone back to the shoulder of the road and was now engaged in some butt sex with some obese weirdo. What the hell is happening to this country?

  • Dan said

    May 27, 2020 @ 9:16 am

    I cranked some tunes as I waited in the drive-thru lane at a Taco Bell near me yesterday. As I waited to drive to the pay window, I looked over and saw a couple gay guys doing their bare-assed leapfrog game in the parking lot. After one of the guys ripped a loud fart right in the other guy's face, the guy on the receiving end of the fart started tonguing the other guy's anus! Not only was this behavior disgusting, it wasn't sanitary and will undoubtedly spread the Coronavirus. Why were these perverts arrested for not wearing masks or for their acts of sodomy???

  • Suggestion said

    May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm

    Bring back rants!

  • WasteOfTime said

    May 26, 2020 @ 9:00 pm

    Gee, thanks Andrew. I just read all of the posts on the home page. It was a great fuckin waste of time! But it was fun!

  • Rich Dude said

    May 26, 2020 @ 9:03 am

    These freaks have been taking over the country during the past couple months as a result of the lockdowns. Instead of complaining about it, like some have been doing in this guestbook, I have decided to profit from it! I have been ordering bulk quantities of jockstraps from Jet.com to get free shipping and the lowest cost per jockstrap. When they arrive, I open up the packages and line the jockstraps up on my bathroom tub. I then proceed to fart on each jockstrap and then piss on each as well. I will then list each jockstrap on eBay as pee-soaked. I find that it I am dehydrated my urine is neon yellow and a jockstrap with neon yellow pee stains commands a premium price on eBay! I've been paying an average of about $3/jockstrap and selling each pee-stained jockstrap for $35 on eBay, for a nice return in excess of 1,000%!! I now have a sustainable business model which would make Mark Cuban turn green with envy!

  • Bobby said

    May 25, 2020 @ 10:00 pm

    I feel bad for you TJ Maxx manager. The last thing you need is to have your store over run with gangs of insane rump rangers. I was out today for a nice bike ride and everywhere I went there were dozens of demented queers farting on each other, having gay sex, eating dong shaped foods, tounging each others anus’s, belching into each others assholes, nude leapfrog, and many other ridiculous homosexual behaviors. The common denominator was the vast majority of them were wearing pee stained jock straps on their faces! It’s an abomination.

  • Jay said

    May 25, 2020 @ 5:08 am

    I am a store manager at TJ Maxx. My store recently reopened after being shut for two months as a result of the Coronavirus lockdowns. Prior to the lockdowns, we would sell approximately 25 packages of Calvin Klein jockstraps per week. However, we sold more than 200 packages of jockstraps during our first week after reopening! And the clientele has been overwhelming gay, most of whom are effeminate raging homosexuals! The strange thing is that most of these demented queers are already wearing pee-stained jockstraps on their faces when they walk in the store. But they buy every package of jockstraps that they see and they play grab-ass with each other while shopping in my store. I must warn you not to use the men’s room at my store as for the past week as these faggots have been loitering in there while ripping ass on each other and tongue-in-cheek each other’s anuses.

  • Anonymous said

    May 24, 2020 @ 2:28 pm

    WTFF ib up with this stupidd gay shit stip it you retartded faggots straights ruke rule

  • Help said

    May 24, 2020 @ 2:27 pm

    Okay, thanks David. I just had some fun with them this morning! Check out our website: TheresALEGOInMyPants.com

  • CoronaFARTz said

    May 24, 2020 @ 11:51 am

    I just saw something really amazing happening in town today. There were two guys, wearing jockstraps on their faces, doing coronafart leapfrog WHILE STAYING 6 FEET APART!!!!

  • Toxic Tom said

    May 24, 2020 @ 7:05 am

    Dudes!! Coronatime baby! This is the time for us to take action to turn the tables and push straight people into the closet, and make queer love the norm! The jockstrap face mask is a symbol of those warriors who have joined this cause! I myself wear a skidmarked jock stop while I frolick nude in parks, store, and alleyways with my band of queer brothers. Today my friends and I were playing nude leapfrog in a park and some homophobes yelled at us! Months ago we may have backed down, but today we stood our ground. To refute their words of hatred I leapfrogged my friend and let loose a massive fart in his face. But then I took it further. I leapfrogged the next friend in line and when my ass was mere inches from my face I let loose a torrent of diarrhea. This caused the homophobes to flee the park, giving myself and our cause a new victory!

  • David Dookie said

    May 24, 2020 @ 1:48 am

    Bud you should feel lucky you have a LEGO store where hot gay men stick the toys down their pants. That is highly erotic. If for one am thrilled with the forward momentum the gay movement has taken during this pandemic. The gay community has seized the day I order to normalize lovely things like huffing farts, hot man action in parks, and sticking toys down their pants. Those legos will likely be flavored with ball and ass juice. Just the thought of which has me sporting wood. Pizza guy you should be thankful the gay community is patronizing your business and not worry about their private activities, even if they take place out in the open, 6 feet from your front door. I highly doubt you will lose business and in fact when word gets around that your pepperoni pizza makes magnificent corona fueled farts you will likely have a line out the door. Let’s all get along everyone.

  • Help said

    May 23, 2020 @ 9:38 pm

    Hi! I was at my local LEGO store and saw something weird going on. There were two guys outside shoving LEGO minifigures down their pants. When I asked what they were doing, they told me they were “LEGO store employees, cleaning up the Legos.” I was appalled and quickly left the store, but not before I saw them rubbing dirty jock straps in their faces. What should I do?

  • Carbon Fiber said

    May 23, 2020 @ 10:04 am

    Today I went to the supermarket and had an insane experience. Outside the supermarket, before I could enter, was a group of guys wearing pink mesh tank tops, Zubaz pants, and name tags from the store. They told me before I entered I had to be “tested” for the coronavirus. I had never heard of this and asked if they were going to do a nasal swab. I was told no, that I would need a produce a fart and one of them would then smell it and determine if I had the virus. I felt this was ridiculous but really needed to get some supplies. One of the guys got on his hands and knees and got behind me with his face right at my ass. I ripped a pretty pathetic fart, but it still caused this weirdo to moan and fall to the ground before jizzing his pants. The other guys then let me enter the store telling me that was the sign I was “negative”. I went into the store and did my shopping. On my way out I mentioned this to a manager and asked why he had guys sniffing farts outside. He said they had no such thing, and that deranged queers kept showing up and setting up these “checkpoints”. When I went back out I had to leave from the other entrance but I looked across to the entrance had come in at and could see those weirdos were still at it, and two of them were now engaged in hard core man action. I was disgusted at how queer men are using this pandemic to trick straight men into participating in their sexual deviancy!

  • Donald said

    May 22, 2020 @ 4:52 pm

    I saw an advertisement for Jockey's ice cream shop in the newspaper today. They advertise that they are now using an ice cream scoop made from an athletic supporter which Ben Roethlisberger has worn and which has been soaked with Big Ben's ball sweat and has apparently never been washed. The advertisement also states that any patrons who come in wearing a pee stained jock strap on their face will receive a 10% discount! They was also a mention of a new ice cream flavor - "Coronafart Mint Chocolate Chip"! I don't know why these demented weirdos aren't taking the lockdowns more seriously!

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