About Me

My name is Andrew Lyon. I'm a fat disgusting slob and live in may parents' basement in Santa Cruz, CA. I pretend I surf so chicks will cyber with me in chat rooms.

I made this site because I plan to put ads on it once it gets enough traffic, so I can make $1K a day by sitting on my pimply ass answering hate mails from sexy 14 year olds (let's just say I'm only typing with one hand).

Just kidding. I'm really hot, I DO surf, and I've been in several photo shoots. Wanna cyber?

Click for a picture of me!

questions/comments?
email: derrp@howtobepunk.com
aim: I.M. ME!!