new haitmales!! like 500 of em. i finally checked my email.

Thanks, Cosmo

 - Thanks to my buddy and co-worker Cosmo, I no longer have to look in more than one place to get the surf report. and guess what...NEITHER DO YOU!!! (assuming you live in or near Santa Cruz)

lyke, LaWLz!!

 - yay rant commenting is back. gee wiz, was i ever bored tonight.

rants are back. check it.

fuck me harder

 - i added some new / very old hatemails. check em out.

Sup sluts

 - Did a big change. It's one of those things that nobody fucking notices though.

In better news, Santa Cruz got some killer swell today and I was doing pretty fierce at Indicator. Fun shit

Contest:
i took down rants. whats the point, im never angry anymore. so you dipshits think of something you want on the site, and ill add it (if it doesnt suck). post your ideas in the guestbook

R.I.P. Steve

As some of you may have noticed, I added a new section called "Rants". It's for my writing/social commentary stuff. I might post some of my old stuff on there. You can comment on the posts. I thought it would be fun to make feedback easy, so I set up a commenting thing. I've been working a shitload on the site lately, fixing old code and junk. It doesn't LOOK any better, but I sure FEEL better about it, and I'm sure you all do too.

Hell yeah, new section...Anarcho Vegan Punk! It still needs a little work, but since it's mostly finished, I might as well put it up. It's pretty brutal, so it's best not to read it if you're really an anarchist. Hehe.

Sup lovebugs...lyke OMFG it's 4:05 am LOLZ! I've been fucking with the site ALLL NIGHT. The results are the attempt (pretty successful actually) to convert my site from static html to a new CSS-based design. Expect to see some more changes in the next week or so. Expect a new punk guide SOON too, maybe even two if I smoke lots some lonely night and do some vigorous writing. Kill yourself! Oh yeah, I won't be around to say it tomorrow most likely, so HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Yesss, a flood of hatemail has come in recently. Here's the story: So I woke up this morning and decided to check my email before a shitty morning of surfing, if you can call it that. Something catches my eye while browsing over my barrage of FREE VIAGRA emails. At first it seemed like nothing, but a closer look revealed that, yes, I had mail in my junk mail...10 new messages. I clicked on junk mail and what do you think all 10 messages were? That's right...females of all age spectrums (but most frequently below 15) propositioning me for hardcore sex. They cleverly hid their pleas for fornication under the guise of actually hating me! So comes my newest theory: All hate mail comes from horny teenage girls who want to fuck me. Sadly to say, most of them are either jailbait or pimply greasy blobs of saliva-spewing lard, but keep the "hate" mail coming ladies.

Hells yes! I had a cooler design, but I decided to scrap it and go simpler because SOME of you, so I was informed, do not use 1280x960 resolution like me. Obviously there's something wrong with you. Well, I tried to make the site accessible to everyone, but it turned out to be such a pain in the ass that I gave up and decided to go simpler. Now that I know php, I made my own guestbook and redid the hate mail section. Now I don't have to depend on some shitty ass website to hear from my fans how funny and intelligent I am. Enjoy. Have suggestions/comments about the new design? Email me: haha326@hotmail.com

sup sluts. get ready for a nice BIG change in website layout. ive been working my tail off recently. not because i care much about this site, more for a leap into the world of web design. everything will be designed by ME with, of course, some help from my website design guru brother. for once since the beginning of this site, im spending lots of time on it. now when people say "its pathetic you spent this much time making this site", it will actually be justified!! but guess what, i didnt care then, and i dont care now. im doing this for my own selfish reasons, not for my fans. they can rot in hell. just kidding, you guys know i love you.

So yeah, I'm all set up in SC now. The guestbook doesnt work, but who the fuck ever used it anyway? Feel free to send me money or booze or weed, since i have not much of any of them. Aaron got caught by the way, you fucking shitheads didnt wish him enough luck. ill fucking kill all of you. oh yeah, and if any women in sc want to have sex with me, just apply here in three easy steps! Application.

Yeah, it's been a while so I figured I'd give an update. I'm sorta half-assedly working on a kickass new design, it's not going so well though. Umm I've gotten lots of requests for crusty satire, so it'll probably come sometime. But yeah, I've been really busy lately so don't expect anything anytime soon. I'm moving to santa cruz in exactly one week. Oh yeah, everyone wish Aaron luck. Do it.

Fuck yes. I, being the complete and undisputed genious that I am, got my scanner going again. So there is now new art uploaded and more art will follow, so keep your ever-so-interested eyes peeled for new shit.

POPE ALIVE?!

 - Not but just a few days ago the pope was declared dead. Today, though, according to a 5 year old boy who works in the vatican, the pope got up, walked over to the papal refrigerator, got a glass of holy orange juice, and after drinking it, returned to his bed where he then layed back down and died once again (confirmed by the little X's where his eyes used to be). There is much controversy surrounding whether he is dead, in a vegetative state, ressurected by god, or possessed by satan. A recent poll showed that 99% of Americans think the pope should be shot in the head "Just to make sure". Then another argument broke out...just how many times should he be shot him in the head? The liberal side argued that we should conserve resources and just shoot him once in a place that would ensure immediate death. The conservative side argued that his whole face and head should be riddled with bullets, with absolute disregard for conservation. There have already been 8 assassination attempts on the corpse, but it is under protective custody and all attempts have failed horribly (thanks to some old fashioned bear traps and a few strategically placed banana peels). There are mass riots and protests outside the white house, even a few police shootings which resulted in death. Whether the left or right side wins this argument, I think it's safe to say that the .5% of America who "Just don't give a flying fuck" are pretty anxious to just get it all over with. And of course, we can't forget the last .5% who think that the pope should be stuffed with sweets and used as a pinata for a little mexican boy whos parents were too poor to afford a birthday party for him. Whatever happens, the pope is sure to go through some form of physical abuse, assuming the devil doesn't possess him first.

NEWS FLASH!! Anti-Flag is a fucking stupid band. I don't mind if people diss Crass, but you better have a good fucking reason for doing so. To say someone's art sucks without giving any reasons just shows how much YOU suck, not the ones being criticized. So fuck Anti-Flag, fuck their shitty monotone three-chord music, and fuck anyone who hates me for writing this.

Hoo-fucking-ray!! A new design!! I redid the design, did some photo editing, made things more aesthetically pleasing (or at least I hope so). Now maybe I'll attract more people or something.

Guess what...I added more to the art section. A whole new SUB section!! Feel free to NOT go there, as it is forbidden (by me), and anybody who does go there will have there IP logged and I will be forced to take legal action against them, and have them recommended for castration or death by firing squad. You've been warned.

WHOA news flash news flash!! Everyone check the hate mail section, apparently I got punk all wrong!! (or the satirist got satirrrd)

changed around hate mail (newest entries at top, new responses added and old ones i never added but saved for some odd reason). also i updated this news entry.

happy new year. i changed some stuff in the regular punk & hardcore punk sections. still havent gotten a reply from tara in the hate mail section (bwak bwak bgawwwk). uhh i dont have much to write. oh, everyone wish courtney luck, shes getting her lip pierced...and wish me luck too, i have to go back to school tomorrow.

fuck, its late (or early, depending how you look at it). uhh i added a thuper new hate mail. i figure i might as well respond to them from now on to be just like maddox. the concept of hate mail was just soooo beyond me that i had to copy maddox, and now to copy him even more, i actually added a response. if this dumb bitch hadnt been so stupid, things would be the exact same they were before, so everyone has tara (only_a_reflection@yahoo.com.au) to thank for being a total moron. thanks, moron.

Added stuff to sk8 punk section...special thanks to Aaron from texas for the suggestion. He proves that fros can be punk too.

I changed a certain section that nobody ever read and replaced it with a note on anarchy (changed link to the big anarchy signs directly to your left). I also added a note in the How to be Punk section. Enjoy.

Hey, took out sad truth section. I figured there was no point in explaining things on a satirical website. Not to mention that you can't really define something like punk. It's more fun not knowing what it is. Truth is, it doesn't really matter, form your own god damned opinions, isn't that what it's about?

Yay! some new graffiti stuff. Check it out (or don't).

Jeez! I just can't stop uploading shit that not many people will even look at. In case people are interested, I added an art section. There's not much on it now, but I might go through my notebooks and get some sketches/graffiti designs on here. I might actually make some art for this webite! God forbid I do actual work on something. It would appear I've found something that keeps me from sitting on my stupid ass all day. Oh wait, I AM sitting on my stupid ass. Oh well, at least my life isn't as meaningless as yours...I'm not the one looking up websites on how to be punk. Loser.

Alright, I just uploaded the fuck out of everything. I changed formats for everything, added a bunch for "REALLY real punk" and "sk8 punk". I added some pictures for the punk choice page, and I changed this news entry (derrr).

EVERYBODY go to Google. Type in "tax cut washington post oct 11" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Read that. It's about a new tax cut for corporations!! Tax cuts! During a war!! Hmm...

It's finally here!! Sk8 punk!! Sick of being picked on at the local sk8 park for being a wuss? Now you can finally get some respect!! Follow the easy-to-follow instructions, and you'll be a skate punk in NO TIME!!

Ok I added a new article under the How to be Punk link. It's called "The sad truth". Make sure you read it. I know the rest of my website is bullshit, but if you really want to be punk, look at that article. All jokes/sarcasm aside, it tells you exactly how to be a true punk. Now you can't say I didn't tell you.

HEY!! I got MY VERY OWN DOMAIN!! Everyone has my brother to thank for that. I added yet another section too. I blew off the skater punk thing, but we all know how to be a skate punk anyway, so I decided to do the section that really matters. The one that everyone who comes to this site wants to see. The one that tells about the image and fake attitudes of real "punks". Go ahead and live by it, I really don't give a fuck anymore. Soon it won't be cool anymore and you'll be something else. I might as well let you have your ignorant little fun. Yeah well, have at it losers. If you see this one and write me hate mail, no joke, I will fly out there and shove your head so far up your ass it comes out your mouth.

I added a whole new section today!!!!!!!!!! It's all about how to be a hardcore punk. There's also a new section coming soon (skater punk). Be sure to check out the new section...it's under the How to Be Punk link directly to the left.

Added a Guestbook...sign it. ALSO, I added a new section (scroll far down to read it) that "addresses" certain "problems" that I have with "certain parties" that feel the need to "quarrel" with me on particular "points of view", so to speak.

New "examples" and shit in the How to be Punk section, and I added a lot more writing/rules to it. The more rules I add, the easier it is for you to be punk, so be happy I take the time to think this up. Feel free to send me ideas, and if I like it I'll add you to the Thanks section that might come soon if enough people give useable suggestions. Rawk on

Changed some stuff, and some other stuff. "revised" hate mail section

Uploaded hate mail section today and took out another part of the site (will anyone notice?)

Have a happy Valentine's day...I sure won't

Note: this site have been around longer than valentines day, since about late may of '03 i think.