How to be punk [the definitive guide]

Hate mail

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  • Shit Fucker

    <Arizoniankitty@aol.com>

    Jun 9, 2006 - You&#039;re a fucken&#039; dumb ass who has no idea what the fuck he&#039;s talking about. Because if you had any idea what you were talking about you wouldn&#039;t post up a site as stupid as this. You don&#039;t even know what you&#039;re talking about. Do you even know what being punk is? Because ITS NOT ABOUT THE BOOTS YOU WEAR OR HOW HIGH YOUR DAMN MOHAWK IS. And try naming some bands who really are punk. Because Good Charlotte and all the other &quot;punk&quot; bands you named aren&#039;t PUNK! Start listening to good music. Listen to bands such as The Misfits, The Ramones, The Clash, and The Adicts. They&#039;re real punk.

    Mariela

    Response

    terrific, another idiot ramones groupie who thinks she&#039;s punk. fuck off and die. blink182 could beat the shit out of the ramones any day. and try emailing someone who gives a shit about what you have to say. because i dont.

  • this is my opinion

    Krista prock <fukbush44@yahoo.com>

    Jun 1, 2006 - ok...I just have to say that your site is pretty good but there were a some things that I thought were stupid.

    One thing Bowling for Soup, Sr71, and Sum41 are NOT punk. anything now and days that you find on mainstream radio or MTV is NOT punk. That&#039;s like saying that Greenday is punk. They aren&#039;t! Some good punk bands are the Ramones, Sex Pistols, Clash, Cure, and The Voidoids. Also if you call yourself punk you are a poser... Dressing a certain way isn&#039;t punk. Punk is all about believing in wat you feel is right.

    I&#039;m not saying your opinions are wrong but Punk is standing up for yourself and going against all of the controlling dictators and bad leaders that poison the system. Your not punk either if you have a mohawk and wear tight pants, (yea that may be how alot of punks these days dress) but they are just fallowing the crowd and not being individuals.Another thing Hot topic is for posers PERIOD.

    Dont just name punk bands...actually know stuff about them. Its kinda poserish if u just put down a band and have never even heard them.

    british people can be punk just like americans. (hello The clash and the Sex Pistols were british!)

    Girls can also be punk just like guys

    Girls can stand up for wut they believe in right?! so can guys

    they are no different except guys have a penis and girls dont

    I know im just adding to ur list of hate mail but i thought that this is sumtin i needed to say.
    Signed,
    Krista

    Response

    blah blah ive heard it all before. and the ramones arent punk. god damn i wish people would stop saying that. they were losers, and the only thing that made them &quot;punk&quot; was that they wore leather jackets. woohoo. and dont play the band naming game with me, i&#039;ll blow you out of the water. my site&#039;s a joke, nothing on it is serious. although punk is important to me and i know more about it than i probably should, it&#039;s fucking dead and very few people actually know what it is anymore. hence the website making fun of idiots with skewed views of punk. but whatever, i really dont care anymore. hot topic kids can get punk stuff at the mall, 13 year olds who live with their parents can be anarchists and SpIkEy HaIrEd DRUNK PUNX (OI!!), blink 182 fans can be as hard as gg allin...it doesnt matter to me anymore. im sick of wasting my time and energy trying to hold together a tradition that has no meaning anymore anyway. i say let it fucking die in peace.

  • hey- you got hate mail

    Lia <black_ice009@yahoo.co.uk>

    May 19, 2006 - Hey,

    You have more hate mail.
    You frequently insult nearly everything, you say

    “Wow can you say poser? GBH stands for some British legal thing...as if Britain has anything to do with the United States! If British people want to be punk, they should get citizenship here first. After all, Blink 182 is an American band, and they started it all.”

    Is there any need for insulting the British? You cannot say that the Americans started punk; you cannot ever say one particular person started it. It is a sequence of events that lead to the coming around of punk and therefore most things. Blink 182 were a part of this helping of punk but did not start it.

    “This is a record cover for the band JFA (they didn&#039;t even have CD&#039;s back then!!).”

    And you go onto insult history itself just remember everything has to start somewhere an evolve from that.

    “women cant be punks!!!”

    Clearly another sexist!

    I understand the reason for this website and actually think it a good idea. Why should we stop those who want to become punks if they really want to become them, and everyone needs a place to start – a helping hand to start things. But I do not see reason for insulting others and things. This narrow mindedness is not needed, I can clearly see you want a era of narrow minded people who dress as they are told. Why can’t you give baselines without having to insult everything?

    Anyway read up your next essay of insults and write them down for me and everyone to see. I hope to hear back from you sometime.

    Lia

    Response

    ask, and yee shall recieve. dont worry, lia, ive got a few insults for you...you suck, i hate you, i wish you were dead, you have no friends, youre stupid, etc etc etc. if anyone started punk, I DID with my website. get over it. blink182 didnt help shit, so shut it. i cant respect anyone who takes my site seriously and says its a good idea. i just cant....im sorry. wait, no im not. and whats this sexist shit? have you actually ever seen a female punk? yeah me too, but they were faking it!!! women cant be punks! only men! try a sex change, loser.

    and of course i want an era of narrow minded people. i want an era of dumbasses who do whatever i tell them to do on my site. it weeds out the leaders from the jackasses that do whatever the fuck their told. if i said it was punk to jump off a 400 foot cliff, i could weed out 90% of &quot;punks&quot; right there. problem solved, no more sold out shows for me. besides, wouldnt it be great to have your own army of stupid people who do whatever you say? its been done with anarchism, communism, and NOW its being done with punkism!! any idiot who wants to be punk just has to do whatever i say, and VOILA...he/she is a mindless drone serving whatever cause i deem important. I AM GOD!!! and my website is my bible. speak not words of hatred against it, or i shall smite you, unworthy peasant. now go forth, and spread my gospel (tell your friends). i dont care. i do what i want.

  • dude u loser

    Joseph St. John <gigottago@msn.com>

    May 19, 2006 - I just wanted to say you sit here whining about all the people who don’t know how to be punk why are they complaining to me blah blah blah, you aren&#039;t punk, you are just an emo bitch. so why don’t you make a new site called I try to teach punk and im really emo, because that’s what you are. now you may go cut yourself and cry some more, goodbye emo kid.
    your friend, not
    JOE

    Response

    how about this, ill make a site called &quot;JOE is cool...NOT, hes a retard.com&quot; why dont you go cry about my website you pathetic loser. waaaa some guy made a website that makes fun of me so ill send him hate mail and pretend im not a dumbass waaaa. joe dont forget to tell your mommy to change your diapers. omg youre so punk, telling me im emo, i wish i was like you. i wish i could email people and call them emo, but i just dont have the balls. i wish i had the time to look up websites on how to be punk so i wouldnt be so emo, but alas, i actually have a job, so it doesnt work out that way. guess im stuck being emo till the fad passes. anywayz nice talking to you joe, try not to be TOO AWESOME you might scare the emo kids (like me)!!
    sincerely, not
    andrew

  • GET A LIFE

    Emma Rox <sexi_evil_dollz@hotmail.com>

    Apr 20, 2006 - Hi.

    Ok firstly. People who bag ur shitty site arn&#039;t desperate. Secondly. I dont think you wern&#039;t born punk. Because punks have style. Punks are origanal. Punks are unique. Your just a poser hu is following the crowd of wanna be&#039;s out there.
    Punk isn&#039;t a look. ITS A LIFE STYLE.
    And u can&#039;t just TELL some one how to be punk. Thats like telling a goat how to be a sheep.
    And Chicks can be punk as well. It aint a guy thing. Where are all the female bands?
    I think that all your doing is creating more and more posers ( like ur self ) out there.
    And for god sake all the world needs is more posers. You try to hard mate.
    You aint punk.
    You neva will be punk.
    Your reputation (if u had one to begin with) is completely ruined.
    Your site stinks.
    And you think ur kool because you calll ppl uh tell the truth, desperate.

    Get a life.

    Response

    what the hell are you talking about?! women cant be punks!!! (besides avril). and whats this shit about lifestyle? you sound pretty desperate. maybe you should stop emailing people who dont care what you have to say. or better yet just kill yourself, whiny emo poser. omg poor emo girl wants to cry because she saw a website that made fun of her, boo hoo!! waaa! waaaaaaa!! its time for your diaper change! if you dont like my website, try leaving it instead of pissing and moaning and wasting my time. ive got better things to do than baby pathetic girls who spend their time looking up websites on how to be punk.

    get a life.

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