Luke Downs <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Feb 13, 2006 - o dear god u are sooo stupid!
not that im a punk or anything but U r the poser u gay faggit!
THEY ARE THE OPPOSITE OF PUNK!
seriously look at all the simple plan songs and youll see and if you dont then your wayyy too stupid for anyone ta help ya
hope you get it right kid
thanks for the email. i listened to all my simple plan, blink182 and sum41 songs again and again, and i didnt hear one song that wasnt about breaking up or high school, so i dont know what youre talking about saying they arent punk. maybe youre insecure. or maybe you just suck. either way id appreciate if you keep your babbling to yourself next time, since im a busy guy and i dont have time for petty emails from luzers questioning how punk i am.
i hate yer site!!!
Allison Cardinal <email@example.com>
Feb 1, 2006 - ok im more punk then you and i know more then you and you got lots of that wrong like that part bout being a poser and the pics are outragus if you look at the 80's and a lil today you can c that those bands are popular and you like Good Charlotte? ok then why would you call benjis old hairdos GAY?? huh ahha thought so. yer NOT PUNK!!! so stop saying that you are you just want everyone to think the 'preps' are the punk and the punks you c out and about are punk and you say that you have to wear skate shoes and band tees and never wear tight pants and you c that david from simpleplan wears those pants and pierre had his hair in a mohawk shaved on the sides and so does chuck and again benji had a bunch of those hairdos and you are sayin that 'PUNK' is 'PREP' so why dont you erase all of this "HOW TO BE PUNK" shuff and make a "how to be PREP" site ok now go and do that
How about this. I'll write a guide on "How to write stupid emails to people who couldn't give less of a fuck what you have to say". All I'll have to do is copy and paste your email in there. Hey I got a joke. How do you keep girls named Allison Cardinal from choking? Take yer dick outta her mouth!! omg yer a prep omg i hate other peepol for how they dress nd that maiks me punk LoLz!! You need to drop the MTV bullshit and get a job.
Veronica De Souza <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Jan 24, 2006 - hey kid. im veronica. im 17.
im actually trying to figure out how i found your site but im too fucked up to remember.
i saw a link that said "how to be punk" and i laughed thinking it was one of those sarcastic rants about scene kids and how they think theyre punk because i write shit like that all the time. so i read a paragraph and i realized you were serious
you dont understand the meaning of punk or punk rock. you DID have some good points liek the whole clothing thing.
but other things were just pure BS
like the show thing:
why would you waste your time at a show if you think the band sucks??
thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. and i really started to not like you, not that you care. the reason i dont like you is cuz you kinda remind me or me. and thats scary.
you cant write a "HOW TO BE PUNK" thing cuz you cant choose punk. it chooses you.
your either born with it or your jsut another part of the system. you cant ACT punk or DRESS punk or whatever else you said. you just ARE punk. and YOU defintely are. you just need to chill with this "how to be punk" shit b/c its stupid.
i do those "punk things" kid. i run around, get drunk, stoned whatever. go to shows get into fights etc. i do it because i want to. not because some one told me it was the "punk thing to do"
seeing how you dont like highschool students, i know you wont wanna cantact me but heres my screen name anyway, its "spread the germz" and if your addicted to myspace liek the rest of this fucking world..my myspace is www.myspace.com/drinkdrankpunk89
dont bother looking. its set to private.
you read a paragraph and you realized i was serious? dont take this the wrong way, but are you retarded? i think you took too long to write that email. its like a fucking thesis. here let me shorten it down for you, and you can tell me how you like the abriged version:
"hey kid. im veronica. im 17.
im also pretty stupid, so i think ill take everything on your site seriously. i mean only a moron would do that, but hey, i aint in special ed for nuthin! anyway, i like yur fashion sense, but youve got it all wrong because blah blah blah blah blah...
oh and i know ive been bitching at you, but for some strange reason i find you extremely attractive, so heres by screen name and myspace
burn n hell cocksucker
Beth Simmons <email@example.com>
Jan 24, 2006 - hey dumbfuck
u really dont get it do u? ur a stupid pussy ass doctors kid. boohoo, u had to live on ur own for a couple of months & have mommy & daddy stop spoiling u for once in ur life. i have a REAL job. unlike u, i'm not spoiled & i have to WORK for the money to buy the food i eat. u have no right to say anything to anyone, u fucking prick.
and about this stupid MTV bullshit, i dont even watch tv. so apparently u must know all this "MTV is gay" shit because U watch it all the time. otherwise it would be no big deal....
do everyone a favor & quit being an asshole
mabey if yoo finishd hi-skool, yoo woodnt b bagging peepols grosheries!!
lol it me
Nicky Bellamy <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Jan 23, 2006 - hey it me again!! the EMO kid...yeah me EMO mmhmm yeah I REALLY wanna see you try to write about EMO's I WANNA write it!! man that would be awsome!!!
i know so much about ur fucking bitches!!!!!!
if you need any help writing it then E=Mail me again and i will he lp you becasue i don't want any EMO getting any more then they are for you saying that might be wrong and then tere get all bitchy!!!
ok so hurry the shit up!!!!!!! ok1!! and yeah i don't have black hair right now because i went out of hair die!!! but i get a lot of vegies fr om my DICKIES im wearing do hurry up and E-Mail me BACK!!!
from your lil EMO friend!!!!!!
and yeah if you have AIM then IM me at
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/s0ccer0088" target="_blank">http://www.myspace.com/s0ccer0088 </a> is my myspace
Umm I didn't respond to this one, nor do I ever plan to. If it doesn't make sense, read the one under here.