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  • Donald Trump said

    Jul 30, 2016 @ 4:19 pm

    You know, I've been all over the internet - Melania and I practically invented it - and I have yet to see a website so enlightening and entertaining as this one.. Congratulations! It makes my heart (and certain other body parts..) swell up with pride to know that our treasured freedom of speech is still alive and well in this (soon to be great) nation of ours.. p.s. Diamond, if you're reading this, please pencil me in for a rim job in the men's gas station bathroom at 4th and Wells at 2:30 P.M. on Friday - Thanx.

  • andrew said

    Jul 26, 2016 @ 5:25 am

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  • mike said

    Jul 25, 2016 @ 7:00 pm

    this is the funniest website on the internet. keep up the good work!

  • Raphael Birnbaum said

    Jul 25, 2016 @ 4:28 am

    Glenn Danzig is a total fag.

  • chris tripp said

    Jul 13, 2016 @ 7:02 am

    always have a tatty looking dog on a bit of old rope,and a can of SPECIAL BREW super lager in your hand at all times.......and wander round town centres all day begging for a spare 10 pence......then you ate an anarko punk crusty.....

  • Festus said

    Jul 12, 2016 @ 5:25 pm

    Crazy Old Prospector Dude - "We're shittin' on a gold mine here boys.. THERE'S DIARREAH IN THEM THAR HILLS!!!!!"

  • kesierci said

    Jul 8, 2016 @ 12:46 am

  • Billy Idol said

    Jul 7, 2016 @ 11:00 pm

    Well, it's a nice day, for a , white wedding..

  • Freddie Jackson said

    Jun 23, 2016 @ 3:10 pm

    Oh Yeah??? Nice job stealing my insult, you flaming faggot.. Go fuck yourself.

  • British Bulldog said

    Jun 23, 2016 @ 3:07 pm

    Oh yeah?? Did you hear about the nigger who had diarreah? HE THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! p.s. You're a shit-stained, tit-toothed ass-licker.

  • Freddie Jackson said

    Jun 14, 2016 @ 5:57 am

    Hey guys - What do you call an oriental boxer whose father has diarreah? A SLAP-HAPPY JAPPY WITH A CRAPPY PAPPY!!! P.S. You're a shit-stained, tit-toothed ass-licker.

  • Donald Trump said

    Jun 11, 2016 @ 8:06 pm

    Dustin Diamond is a geek and a god, and a much-needed hero for these troubled times.. HE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! He also ate a mile of dick before lunch today.

  • Vato Loco said

    Jun 11, 2016 @ 7:08 pm

    This is some crazy ass shit right here - Is this Dustin Diamond dude really gay? Serious question.

  • Dustin Diamond said

    Jun 11, 2016 @ 7:06 pm

    Hi, this is famous actor Dustin Diamond, and I operate a blog in which my fans and I can exchange homosexual fantasies in a safe, non-judgmental environment and also arrange to meet for gay sex and shit-feasts - Just google "Dustin Diamond Queer Fantasies Blog" if you want to check it out.. Anyway, it has recently come to my attention that somebody posted a link to your guestbook on my website, and that a few of my wayward flock have been posting inappropriate and obscene stories about me and my experiences on the rowdy "Saved By The Bell" set as a teenager. First of all, I would like you to know that these sick individuals are in no way representative of the majority of visitors and posters to my blog, who are, by and large, just a bunch of peaceful and good-natured fags who want nothing more in life than to suck cock and engage in role-playing situations of violent homosexual rape, and who definitely have absolutely no interest in on impressing their beliefs and lifestyle upon unsuspecting people in other guestbooks. So, in short, I would like to apologize for any inconvenience that these bad apples may have caused you, and I have already had a word with these misguided minions, and I have made it clear to them that this is not to happen again, and that it just hurts our noble cause. Once again, quite sorry and embarrassed for their abominable behavior and harsh words - some people were just born retarded and raised wrong, I guess ; ) B.T.W. Have you ever heard of the gay punk-rock band called "Limp Wrist" - That lead singer is a total grisly bear whom I would love to penetrate.

  • Gay Black Skinhead said

    Jun 10, 2016 @ 8:06 am

    I don't know what the fuck you guys' obsession with Dustin Diamond is, but you'd better cut it the fuck out right fuckin' now motherfuckers, before I rip off your nuts with my teeth and spit them right back in your face.. - My balls and nutsack are screaming for you, Dustin - They want to pump their gooey contents all over your face..

  • Tommy Turdface said

    Jun 10, 2016 @ 5:26 am

    Screech, remember the time you first realised you had feelings for Mr. Belding? Remember how it was after we'd had computer club, and you and I were walking down the corridor of Bayside, when we saw Belding strutting towards us? Remember how he had a bad Village People mustache and was wearing a brown corduroy suit with a pink shirt, wide lapels and slightly flared trousers? Remember how you were stopped short by his beauty, and stood there with your mouth agape? Remember how your teeny-tiny little cock went instantaneously hard? Remember how you had a major crush on him for a few weeks, until one day you finally decided to go to his office and come clean? Remember how you burst through the door of his office and walked in, only to see Belding ass-fucking Slater over his desk? Remember how the sight was so arousing, you shouted 'ZOIKS! I'M GONNA CUMMM!!' and pulled down your pants and immediately blew your load all over the two of them without even touching yourself? Remember how Belding was so incensed he pulled his dick out of Slater's ass, walked over to you and shouted 'LEARN TO KNOCK, YOU PUFFY-HAIRED FAGGOT!' in your face before slugging you in the gut? Remember how you groaned and went down, and Belding thrust his still-erect penis into your mouth? Remember how it tasted of burritos and guacamole from being in Slater's ass? Remember how you were shocked at first, but then remembered your feelings for Belding, and started giving him the blowjob of a lifetime? Remember how Slater said 'Hey preppie, where's mine?', went round behind you and stuck his smelly mexican erection up your ass? Remember how they spit-roasted you for a good 15 mins before showering you in semen? Remember how you thought you had died and gone to heaven? Remember how that was until you discovered that I had secretly video-taped the whole thing, and one day I rigged the video up to play over Belding's school-wide PA system and put captures from the film up all over the school? LOL I OWNED J00!!11

  • Smoky Mcpot said

    Jun 10, 2016 @ 4:20 am

    II HHAAVVEE SSTTIINNKKYY NNUUTTSS!! any chics wanna smell?? they are really rank like ya man i bet you want them ya i am gay bitch!! p.s. dustin assfuck - man u have the fro of the year get the fuckin thing cut its not the disco years anymore dumbass

  • Lorah said

    Jun 10, 2016 @ 4:13 am

    Hey dustin I like to suck ur cock but t is to small is u r a gay mother fuckin fag but i still masterbate to ur picture but the thing i love is the way u do ur hair mayb u should come down and have sex with me i'd love to do it!!!!!

  • The Roaming Gnome said

    Jun 8, 2016 @ 8:30 pm

    Oh yes.. by all means, fuck my bum-bum dustin!!