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British Bulldog said
Sep 3, 2016 @ 4:56 amHey Speeckaert Bernard, I've got a warnin' fer you as well - 'YA BETTER SHUT YER FUCKIN' PIE-HOLE BEFORE I RIP YOUR NUTS OFF WITH MY TEETH AND THEN SPIT THEM BACK INTO YOUR MOTHERFOOKIN' FACE, 'YA BLOODY BASTARD!!! XO
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'Da Problem Solva said
Sep 2, 2016 @ 4:40 amI'll tell you what Will, how about if I rip off your head and shit down your neck, you shit-lickin' assfuck??!! Anybody who floods this glorious guestbook needs to eat ten dicks and die a thousand deaths + their momma prolly likz 'ta take it in 'da azz..
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Will Hector said
Sep 1, 2016 @ 1:40 pmI am an asshole.
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Speeckaert Bernard said
Aug 30, 2016 @ 2:57 pmA person named Will Hector is about to post on this guestbook. He speaks only the truth. To ignore his messages would be blasphemy. You've all been warned.
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andrew said
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Johnd809 said
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British Bulldog said
Aug 28, 2016 @ 3:40 pmFUCK OFF ELMO..
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Emo Phillips said
Aug 27, 2016 @ 10:44 pmMy penis is like a delicate little flower that needs to be showered with extra-special care and attention to help it to grow into the ass-reaming fuck-rod that it truly was meant to be..
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British Bulldog said
Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:16 pmBy the way, Rose, I am also very well-versed in the "penal code" (section 8:67b), and it states as follows: "You will hereby shut your cock-holster, stop your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - SO I CAN PISS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You gotta be cool and follow the rules, man..
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British Bulldog said
Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:04 pm"A Rose, by any other name, would smell just as shitty.." - Shakespeare. You are truly a goddess among mere mortals and I would love to pound your beef curtains like a master until I unleash my slimy spunk up your velvety quim-tunnel - That is all.. By the way, I was the one who rear-ended your car last week, I was drunk, and I'd do it again.. Good-Bye.
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Tommy Turdface said
Aug 26, 2016 @ 6:21 pmlern 2 spel & punktuate u fucken reatardz
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Rob said
Aug 23, 2016 @ 10:25 amHello.
This website is the crappiest shit I've ever seen. And I saw damn much crappy Shit before. But to cite Propaghandi: "This might be Satire" (It's just a songtitle, I hope you know that shit). I think this website might be satire, so?
Bye, Rob
PS: I know my english isn't the best. I am trying to learn it better, motherfuckers) -
andrew said
Aug 23, 2016 @ 5:28 amthanks, rose! very informative!!! i will feel much safer driving around california's busy streets now.
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rose said
Aug 23, 2016 @ 4:41 amheyyyy andrew it is me, rose, again, hahah. i luv u so much i would kis ur shoos
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The following pages are text-intensive, since they deal primarily with the laws of the California vehicle Code. It is a little lengthy, and tedious, however, ANY of these subjects may be covered in your written test. Therefore, we highly recommend that you do NOT skip this, or other text-intensive pages. Knowledge is the key to passing your test, as well as avoiding tickets and collisions in the future.
Laws regarding the ownership, sale, operation, and maintenance of vehicles and trailers in the State of California as well as the licensing of drivers is set forth in The California Vehicle Code as well as other codes of the State including:
Business and Professional Code
Civil Code
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The Constitution of the State of California
Education Code
Fish and Game Code
Food and Agriculture Code
Government Code
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Health and Safety Code
Insurance Code
Labor Code
Military and Veterans Code
Penal Code
Public Resources Code
Public Utilities Code
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Streets and Highway Code
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The California Vehicle Code requires DMV to license and/or inspect the operations of:
driver education and driver training schools
vehicle registration services
traffic violator schools
vehicle dismantlers
lessors and retailers of vehicles
vehicle sales persons
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The California Vehicle Code contains the laws and regulations governing the licensing process, the expiration and renewal of a driver license, and the suspension and revocation of a driver license. Special certifications or endorsements are required to:
operate a tow truck
operate a farm labor vehicle
transport hazardous materials
drive fire fighting vehicles
drive ambulances
transport passengers
drive a school or youth bus
drive a commercial vehicle
pull large trailers
ride a motorcycle
The California Vehicle Code specifies what types of trailers and vehicles can be towed, what types of vehicles are necessary for towing different trailers and vehicles, and what licenses, certifications, or endorsements are necessary to be able to tow these trailers and vehicles.
The California Vehicle Code specifies the types of hazardous materials that can be transported, under what conditions, and the licensing or certification of persons necessary for operating the vehicle.
The California Vehicle Code addresses:
the definition of words and phrases related to motor vehicles
licensing and registration administration issues
registration of vehicles and certificates of title
registration and transfer of vessels
vehicle sales
special antitheft laws
occupational and business regulations
driver licenses
motor vehicle transactions with minors
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sentencing for driving under the influence
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the size, weight, and types of loads that may be transported
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off-highway vehicles
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Aug 23, 2016 @ 4:38 amomg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
I'm such a big fan woooowooowoow
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