Sign the guestbook


  • shc said

    Jan 14, 2006 @ 4:15 pm

    -------&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; POSER ARMY RECRUITING &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;-------

    BE A PUNK !!!
    BE A REJECT !!!
    BE COOL !!!

  • mr poser said

    Jan 14, 2006 @ 4:12 pm

    damn cool guy,your site is soooo awesome and soooo making my jacket and i'll show you my picture very soon,damn im slowly becoming a real STREET PUNK.weeehaaaaa PUNK ROCK!!!

  • kAte said

    Jan 14, 2006 @ 10:45 am

    hey mr hueva rote dis fing, wel i finks uz got quite a funi syt reli. kinda mean in sumways, cuz my frend (poser) red dis shit n started following ur ideas on lyf pee funi as most of the types of puk contradict each ova. but yeh erm i hope this is a joke cuz if its nt u must be a poser urself wich wud totaly confuudl y ur teachin posers to be punks. wel least ur nt teachin em 2 be chavs wich wud be ust as funi but nvm. wel gud syt keep mekin nu posers 4 me 2 laf at. k x

  • JiRm said

    Jan 14, 2006 @ 3:11 am

    Hey man great site,thats freaking sweet that you live in Santa Cruz I live in San Jose.Well nice site.

  • caleb said

    Jan 13, 2006 @ 2:17 pm

    I found the information of how if you call yourself a punk then your not on quite usefull, and the fact that andrew even confirmed that it works with other stuff asswell has helped me even more. You see i am on remand in prison on several charges of agravated rape, if i just stand up in court and claim to be a rapist then obviously i must be innocent and i will be free to walk the streets again.

  • Oonagh said

    Jan 13, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

    I just gotta say this site is the best laugh I've had in ages!!! Well done who ever you are.

    I really can't believe that you get 'hate mail' about it tho???? Honest to god - your tongue is so firmly in your cheek its obvious! But if people take themselves that seriously, what they f**k are they doing looking so silly in the first place???

    I think is really great - being a 'really real' punk with all the shamefull trappings of huge, spiked coloured mohawk, patches and - god help me - home made clothes, I read through it nodding virtually the whole time! Its all so TRUE!!! Im aproaching 40 and its nice to see that things haven't changed much since I was a nipper!

    Well done again. I will be getting my skinhead boyfriend to have a look and have a laugh to. I reckon you should do a skinhead one aswell!

    As I've just come in from work, I gotta go now and do the housework and be domestic. Its a hard life being a punk......

  • andrew said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 8:42 pm

    caleb, chav site is awesome. most americans wont get it, but i done my research on dem, bruv.

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 8:04 pm

    Right finally, the how to be chav web page is

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 6:57 pm

    Fuckin tripod fucked it up, i made the site, published it and then most of it dissapeared. making another one with geocities now

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 6:38 pm

    It would make sense to put the address wouldn't it well its

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 6:37 pm

    Check out my chav version of this site, i dont think they have chavs in america though so if you are american you might not get it.

  • Cait said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 3:04 pm

    Hehe, this site's fucking hilarious.

  • Moe said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 1:20 pm

    oh! down with the system! thats what ive been doing wrong.....

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 11:36 am

    Also remember to be in the dole, or welfare as it's called in america, as this will "screw the system over" and if we are gonna create anarchy we need to stop offending the masses so they listen to us so when someone uses thw word system dont shout "fuck the system" becuase people wont listen to us, what you should shout is "down with the system" see, thats how it's done.

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 11:26 am

    Anyway why did you put my email in the help section, everything i say in that email really happened, you obviously cant handle the fact that theres a possibility that anti flag are actually a wonderful band who changed a human being misslead by the fascist goverment into a freedoom fighting anarchist something or another.

  • DarkMilly said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 11:13 am

    this site made me laugh from start to finish

  • sonofagod said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 11:10 am

    i took quick view on this site and i found it funny,i got those guides as a joke then i see lots hate mails.are those people just stupid and cant get it as a joke or you are one hell of a loser showing others how to be punk ?

  • caleb said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 9:09 am

    Your website misslead me, it said they if i spray painted an anrchy symbol on the wall then it would make everyone realise how oppressed they are. I tried this and all that happened was an old man walked past me and said "stupid punk, honestly the youth of today" and i was then arrested and as a punishment had to paint over it, and ones other people had did, so actually by doing what you told me less people will see the anarchy symbols and will never realise how opressed they. Thanks alot andrew you cunt, in fact i reckon this website was set up by the fbi to try and stop punks bringing the full realisation to everyone of oppression happening on our own doorsteps. I must warn you everyone that all the so called punk "guides" in here a goverment conspiracy to destroy us all, this so called "andrew" doesn't really exist, the fbi's most common excuse for conspiracies is they just say "it was a joke" and "we are just being sarcastic".
    Other conspiracies include the existence of native americans. The titanic wasn't sunk by a fuckin "iceberg" either as we are all led to believe it was actually done by time travelling russians from the cold war but the american govcerment lied because they didnt want it to look like they were losing.

  • andrew said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 2:54 am

    fuck off. anarchy is a crock of political bullshit, it's just another religion for people to misinterpret.

  • Anarchist said

    Jan 12, 2006 @ 12:05 am

    Your site is a crock of shit, simple plan is not a hardcore punk band, it is emo! Anti-Flag rulez, if you dissagree I don't give a fuck, just don't go around baggn the fuck out of them because you hate their music. As for the kid who made this site Anti-Flag don't hate crass, they love it! their song was just for fun, like 'Emo Sucks, Hardline Sucks & Indie Sucks' And I don't see how punk is only about girls and breaking up, look at Sex Pistols you cannot tell me that they are not punk or 'poser'