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how to be punk.
<Jen0bean@aol.com>
Apr 27, 2005 - OK, I guess you really have to be intelligent to understand this site.
To me, it sounds like you made this whole thing just for kicks.
You totally contradict yourself in every different section.
I find it funny.
Unless your were really trying to be serious.
In that case ... your a complete nutter.
punk1 (pungk) n. 1.dry, rotted wood, used for starting a fire. 2. anything that burns quickly and makes a large flame.
punk2 (punk) n. 1. a young hoodlam 2. anyone, esp. a youngster, regarded as inexperienced, insignificant, ect. adj. poor or bad in quality
How you get all of these complicated instructions and whatnot from these simple definitions is absurd.
now im going to be terribly "conformist", (as you would put it), and say, :
<i>stupid bitch ass mother fucker.</i>
thanks.Response
wait, are you implying that you're intelligent? sooo intelligent that you have mentally advanced past the concept once known as satire? where the fuck have you been the past 28 years...do you honestly not know that punk is a culture in its own right? and no, we dont worship burning sticks, believe it or not. its a culture based on anti-mainstream mentality that shoves the problems of society into society's face. its really cute how you took the time to look up the word punk, but how literal minded are you? the rules i put on my site are observations ive made of mainstream sects of the "punk" culture. being mainstream in itself invalidates everything that makes them punk, and thats where i come in...to make fun of them and help them realize what a pack of retards they are.
unfortunately, there are extremely intelligent people, like you, who are just wayyy too smart to realize that my site is a joke. its just too bad i cant think on your level, otherwise i might be able to come up with a way to relate to all the intellectuals that come to my website and take it seriously, instead of confusing their advanced minds with all that horrible conflicting and contradictory information. anyway, i should get going, i have an "Idiots Anonymous" group to attend.
thanks for writing,
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QUESTION (please respond back)
Kevin Holden <johndude1@comcast.net>
Apr 23, 2005 - Hi
I visited your site before, and I got a question for you.
My parents dont let me do thing that I want to do, like have mohawks and dye my hair. How can I convince my parents to let me do these things?
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you need to get a key and use it to scratch the anarchy symbol into your dad's car. that will show him you mean business and you'll do anything to be punk.
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Michelle Meyering <ch0colat3_pudding@msn.com>
Apr 13, 2005 - dude you're a fucking joke. seriously you think that shit makes you punk? you gotta be fuckin with the wrong crowd then. i mean really, you can listen to whatever you want, and wear what you want. bein punk isn't about the clothes or the makeup, it's about being yourself and being original. you don't have to buy shoes and whatnot for over $70. that's a fucking rip off. that's what thrift stores are for. doing the shit that you say is jus liek bein a poser. punk is something you can't learn, it's just something you are. go get a life asswipe
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Look, it's obvious you want to have sex with me, so just cut the bullshit and ask.
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your gay
Katherine Durzo <green_day_28@hotmail.com>
Apr 7, 2005 - k your site is fucking gay. you dont need a WEBSITE created by a rich pussy and his DOCTOR dad to teach kids how to be punk. they either naturally like that music and dress how they want or they dont. its simple. Avril Lavigne is ONE of the biggest idiots i've ever heard of i dont understand why shes trying to make music, she cant play guitar and she should have her throat slit. as for you, the creator of this site, you should honestly be ashamed this is disgusting, whats the world coming to, a site to teach you to fit in? whoever likes this site should hate themselves even more fuck i cant get over the fact that this site exsists. i was joking around with my friend that it would be hilarious if there was a site named www.howtobepunk.com and it turned out it was real. I WAS JOKING. i didn't think something this gross could exsist. fuck, and if you think i'm a poser for calling it shit, you have problems. any idiot could see this is a disgrace. please respond i want to cut up on you evn more about how suicide is the easiest way out.
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heyy wow thanks for the email. im emailing you back...BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!!! im doing it for my own selfish reasons. thats right, i have no consideration for my non-fan base. in fact, you can rot in hell for being so fucking stupid. i wont explain WHY you're stupid, but about 67% of people who see my website will understand why you are such an utter moron. thats because they get the big secret about my website. there is a big HUGE secret. one that is not obvious because you have no musical knowledge of the punk culture. even without it, the secret is pretty obvious. very obvious. but it takes a special breed of person not to realize what it is. and i call that breed "total moron". have a GREAT night!! gee, i sure i hope to hear back from you.
Andrew
ps...i LOVE your email address. greenday is soooo amazingly punk. -
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<(unknown)>
Feb 27, 2005 - ahahahaha its true my buddy gave me the site adress and i checked it out where the fuck do you get off on telling people they are not punk unless they have 4 inch high spikes punk is about doing completely what you want when you want and not giving a shit what anyone lese thinks about you doing it and posers my dear retarded little friend are guys like you hu spend ages thinking they are soooo punk just becuz they copy everything a citain person wear from a band, anti nowhere league for example punk aint about image asshole its about the music and the free will to do what the fuck you want
FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!
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hehe you are such a stupid poser. i bet you dont even know who avril lavigne is. bozotron