Cassady Vaughn <email@example.com>
Jan 11, 2005 - Okay, I do relise that you site is total satire, but it's fucking retarded! It's a waste of time if you're not seriously trying to convince people about how to be punk, in which case it would be more of a waste of time, but anyways. 'Punk' isn't even a fashion statement, it's a kind of music. The only reason I went on your fucking site was because this guy Jason told me about it. I figured i would check it out just to bash, but considering that it is only humor, it's funny ass shit! I'm not 'punk' I listen to some punk music, but emo is the shit. I have an idea, why don't you try to make a site about that, retard? See how much better it does. Oh, and by the way, The Used is an emo band, you were wrong.
My site is picking fun at the many ways society shows people how not to be punk. punk is more than music, its a state of mind. you seem like a hot topic loser, and this message seems like an act of desperation, trying to attack me because im ripping at the foundation of what you base your personality on. not that i really care what you do, i just think its funny how you attack me where an attack is not provoked, so i must have struck a chord somewhere, eh? Oh and no matter what the used is, it doesnt change the fact that they suck balls, kind of like you. they think theyre punk, and whether mtv calls them emo or not, thats good enough for me to bash their stupid asses. later dawg...
Nicola Lyme <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Jan 5, 2005 - i think your site is crap....u shouldnt be telling people what to ware.....and that u have to do surtan stuff or u r gay ur the fucking gay! i think ur site is a load of shit!
at leest im not teh 1 looking up websites on how to be punk, looser. ur the gay one, poser
read this idiot
tara wakefield <email@example.com>
Dec 27, 2004 - my name is Tara and i feel sorry for you. dont you realise that you are so much of a fucking idiot that you keep contradicting yourself on your website! you tell us to stay away from these so called "posers" but your a fucking poser yourself! you tell us to dress just like certain so called "punk" bands and im sure you dress like them too, because your head is so far up your arse! you are copying people whose image was created for them by their record label this makes you a POSER! you dont have you own sense of fashion so you feel the need to copy bands, thats sad.
and who the fuck are you anyway to tell people how to be punk? who died and made you the king of punk? you wouldnt know a punk if it hit you on head like a rock!
and wats with all the "thats gay" and "this is gay". punks arent supposed to be superficial, so unless your a homosexual yourself how could you possibly have a perception of wat is gay and wat is not?
god i wasnt so turned on by dickheads who think they know everything i think i would kill you
p.s i bet 100 bucks you wont post this on your website because you know i am right and your fucked! stop trying to be like maddox
oh man you got me, i feel so un-punk right now. if it wasnt 1:30 am id probably explain the concept of satire to you, but i just dont feel like it right now. oh and im gonna take you up on that bet even though i didnt even read most of your email. so you can just send me $100 whenever you get the money, if you arent too busy buying AFI albums with it. as for dressing like everyone else, who the fuck cares whether a record label came up with it or a bunch of poor losers who are too lazy to get jobs? its just fashion. if you pulled your head out of your arse you'd realize its all bullshit, and if you werent so fucking hung up on image, you'd realize the big HUGE secret about my website...
you are a F***ING MORON!!!
Scott South <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Dec 8, 2004 - being punk isn't about "buying all my clothes at hot topic", its an IDEAL... its all about being original and NOT conforming... so by telling people to buy clothes like yours, you are KILLING wut punk really is.....
From:the pissed off dude that made the mistake of reading your webpage
you dumb shit!
laurence mattis <email@example.com>
Nov 27, 2004 - after reading over your website i have to disagree with completely everything that u have to say! i cant even amagine how someone could be as stupid as you are with your idea of a real punk! though i will start off by saying that not only do you not know a god damn thing about the culture or music because your idea that you have infultrated through your head as of what supposedly being a punk band is all about! being a punk band if thats what your dumbass is labeling it as is not about the shit you wear and it sure as hell is ut profits or money making its about the fun of it and having shows where the local quote"punks" can go and have a fucking pit smoke a joint drink a beer if they want and mainly have fun i really dont know if your shits real or your just being a dumbfuck and enjoy pissing people off but whatever it is i really dont have the time or vocabulary to put my feelings about you and your web site and all of your bullshit ideas but you really should be wiped off the face of the earth ! you and anyone who agrees with you! and another thing I WEAR TIGHT JEANS CHEEP SHOES AND FUCKED UP HAIR AND I EVEN LIKE J.F.A ! SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT BUT DIE SOON AND FAST AND I HOPE THAT IT IS VERY DISCOMFERTING AND PAINFUL AND TORCHERING! and also i must point out to you that you are a dipshit! yet again i dont have the patience or time to conferm you that your are sooooooooooo nieve or nievette if you will ! listen avril doesnt know shit about on quote"punk" and neither do you ! and i have people who will back that up because if you think that you are correct on anything that you have to say you have another thing comin1my brother was friends with j.f.a back when they were a band and if you didnt know they are local from arizona and well so am i and that shit pisses me off! if i ever meet you in person in the future stand far away from the front or back of my car because i will RUN YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE