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  • Mary Higgins-Wilson said

    Aug 3, 2016 @ 4:52 am

    You know, I talked to god this morning and he told me to visit this website, and now that I have I can see that there are alot of hurting people in here.. - Ask Yourself: Do you love Jesus? Only real men love Jesus.

  • Recliner of Rage said

    Aug 3, 2016 @ 4:31 am

    Yeah, pretty much..

  • Mary Higgins-Wilson said

    Aug 3, 2016 @ 4:30 am

    I would like to know what you get from making such stupid remarks like that - or do you just revel in making yourself look foolish?

  • Recliner of Rage said

    Aug 3, 2016 @ 4:28 am

    I absolutely hate Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan and all of those other faggot-holed assfucks whose dicks are so small that every time they try and take a piss, they end up urinating all over their own testicles.

  • hipster fags die said

    Aug 2, 2016 @ 8:24 pm

    plus andrew is the punkest motherfucker around for being mad provocative to every type of punk really well done (seriously)

  • hipster fags die said

    Aug 2, 2016 @ 8:19 pm

    fucken great page, funny as hell an it really shows the hypocrisy in the punk scene blake schwarzenbach sang about. i'm a punk too but i don't really dress like that cause i don't want to. but everybody claiming how punk all these fake ass bands like 5 seconds of summer and blink and all the sell out bands are just shows how the industry commercializes every subculture in the end so that all the suburban kids can claim how punk or whatever they are
    PS: hipsters should really all die a slow and painful death fuck them for making longboards look like trendy ass acessoires next time i see a hipster he'll catch a beatdown from my skateboard like this dude in the movie kids

  • Mr. Boo said

    Aug 1, 2016 @ 9:18 am

    Another Boo sighting.. Spoonful of Boo should fix u right up.. Please, somebody, stop the madness that is Mr. Boo..

  • Kenny G. said

    Jul 31, 2016 @ 3:29 am

    Yeah, about as funny as a death-rattle..

  • SkiBunny267 said

    Jul 31, 2016 @ 3:26 am

    This is hilarious.

  • Andy Panda said

    Jul 31, 2016 @ 2:46 am

    I really don't understand why Brian May of Queen got so ticked-off about Donald Trump using their song "We Are The Champions" as his walk-on music when he was being introduced at the convention - After all, Melania wrote it, didn't she?

  • Dustin Diamond said

    Jul 30, 2016 @ 4:39 pm

    Hearin' you loud and clear, Donald - I was worried that you might not be seeking my services anymore after last week's dumpster-orgy fiasco involving those two homeless bums and that cracked-out guy dressed up as a circus clown, but I just wanted you to know that it was simply an honest mix-up - The new guy who's been scheduling my appointments for me screwed up and accidentally got your online order confused with someone else's - Trust me, I would have much rather had my lips on your sweet patootie than on the drag-queen/sewer rat that I ended up with later that day! So anyway, just to show my sincere regret for the mistake, I will only charge you half-price for your next session, and it will only be the two of us this time, so there will be ABSOLUTELY no pressure for you to perform sexually because I know that this wreaks havoc with your already-compromised erections, which in turn causes you to experience grief, depression, and endless self-loathing - I could see it in your eyes during the coverage of the republican convention, that you are a very sexually frustrated man who desperately needs to consistently experience more satisfying orgasms in order to attain inner-peace which, fortunately, I can help you with - We're on, and I'll see on Friday @ 2:30.

  • Donald Trump said

    Jul 30, 2016 @ 4:19 pm

    You know, I've been all over the internet - Melania and I practically invented it - and I have yet to see a website so enlightening and entertaining as this one.. Congratulations! It makes my heart (and certain other body parts..) swell up with pride to know that our treasured freedom of speech is still alive and well in this (soon to be great) nation of ours.. p.s. Diamond, if you're reading this, please pencil me in for a rim job in the men's gas station bathroom at 4th and Wells at 2:30 P.M. on Friday - Thanx.

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  • mike said

    Jul 25, 2016 @ 7:00 pm

    this is the funniest website on the internet. keep up the good work!

  • Raphael Birnbaum said

    Jul 25, 2016 @ 4:28 am

    Glenn Danzig is a total fag.

  • chris tripp said

    Jul 13, 2016 @ 7:02 am

    always have a tatty looking dog on a bit of old rope,and a can of SPECIAL BREW super lager in your hand at all times.......and wander round town centres all day begging for a spare 10 pence......then you ate an anarko punk crusty.....

  • Festus said

    Jul 12, 2016 @ 5:25 pm

    Crazy Old Prospector Dude - "We're shittin' on a gold mine here boys.. THERE'S DIARREAH IN THEM THAR HILLS!!!!!"

  • kesierci said

    Jul 8, 2016 @ 12:46 am

  • Billy Idol said

    Jul 7, 2016 @ 11:00 pm

    Well, it's a nice day, for a , white wedding..