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  • Triumph said

    Sep 25, 2016 @ 3:00 am

    Triumph the Insult Comic-Dog : Hello, all of you steaming shitbags, this is a lovely little site - FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! p.s. The Hoff says to say hi..

  • British Bulldog said

    Sep 25, 2016 @ 2:04 am

    Hey Ricky Retardo, as soon as you manage to finally escape the surly bonds of Donald Trump's rusty old anus, please get in touch with me so that we can hook up in a sleazy motel and I can give you a "golden egg yolk" - that's where I ejaculate and then urinate inside your ass. I would also like it if you could arrange for Dennis Haskins to burst in on us and shout "Hey hey hey, what's going on in here?" before joining in the fun. Call me!

  • a small retarded boy said

    Sep 25, 2016 @ 1:58 am

    Message: If anybody receives this message, please send help. Like others before me, I too have somehow become trapped within Donald Trump's enlarged, stretched colon cavity. I don't know if I have shrunk or what, but it is literally like being in a large, moist and dark cave. So far it has been nearly two weeks since I last saw real daylight. I know I am not alone in here because I often hear voices echoing farther down in his colon cavity, but I am unable to see anything due to the darkness. At one point I even struggled with a large hairy 'something' over a small kernel of undigested corn that I had found. Unfortunately I lost the struggle, but I did manage to get away from it when it attempted to sexually assault me, but I am now pantless as a result. So far, I have attempted to escape Donald's colon several times by trying to catch a ride on one of the many shit logs that pass through here occasionally. At one point I nearly succeeded in escaping when a very wet and mucousy fart, followed by a tsunami of diarrhea, carried me towards a long tunnel of light leading to the outside world. Unfortunately, before I managed to exit the tunnel, a large black fleshy penis ended up shoving me BACK UP into the darkness of The Donald's colon again, immediately followed by a thick spray of hot salty semen which hit me so hard that it blew my shirt apart and knocked me unconscious. When I finally regained consciousness, I was completely naked and covered in several layers of moist shit, sticky mucous, and rancid semen, all of which I was forced to lick off myself out of pure desperation for food and nourishment. I have since grown addicted to semen as a result, of which there are large quantities of, thanks to the several ejaculating penises which pop in and out of here every couple hours. If anybody out there receives this message, please send help as soon as possible. I can only live off of shit nuggets and semen deposits for so long and have grown frail and weak as a result. Please help. Sincerely, John McJohnson.

  • Billy Bob said

    Sep 22, 2016 @ 5:47 pm

    I 'aint wearin' no pants and ma' ding-dong's just 'a hangin' an' 'a danglin'..

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    Sep 20, 2016 @ 3:50 am

    exactly what i was hoping 4 wen i clicked dis page thanx soo mch 4 the advice may be i will b popular in skool now lmaooooooo

  • Feninem said

    Sep 19, 2016 @ 3:55 am

    "Yo, Nikki Manaj, I don't mean 'ta sound heinous, but I wanna stick 'ma pain-us deep down in 'ya ain-us.."

  • Smith's Fan said

    Sep 19, 2016 @ 3:04 am

    Well, I must admit that this website is verging on sheer genius, and that I find myself to be absolutely flabbergasted, tommy-knockered, gob-smacked & fey at the absolute brilliance on display here.. I also feel like I just got a good rodgering just by reading some of the entries into this guestbook.. William, it was really nothing..

  • British Bulldog said

    Sep 18, 2016 @ 9:16 pm

    Yeah? Well it looks like shit.

  • Cumfart bitchtits said

    Sep 17, 2016 @ 1:15 am

    My dick feels like corn

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    Sep 16, 2016 @ 2:27 am

    You guyz are the coolest big-city bad-boy bitchass buttfucks that I've ever known and i want 2 b just like u when i grow up.

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    Sep 15, 2016 @ 5:24 pm

    This is fucking cool. The punk scene aint too big is Norway, but IDGAF.

  • Landon Booth said

    Sep 13, 2016 @ 4:00 am

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:46 pm

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  • andrew said

    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:45 pm

    i like to offer loans to people

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:43 pm

    get a job

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:01 pm

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  • Naina. said

    Sep 11, 2016 @ 4:57 pm

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    is this a joke???????? because booboo im shook
    no clue how ive JUST come across this site because im seriously lmao

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    Sep 11, 2016 @ 5:12 am

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  • andrew said

    Sep 6, 2016 @ 9:01 pm

    combo of champions

  • Davey Dicksuck said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:14 pm

    No, actually I'm smoking hash and p.c.p.

    and poop hahahahaha I AM GOD

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