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  • Funky Joe said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 8:55 pm

    Yo, funky disciples, I am one funked-up muthafunker you funkin' funkheads..

  • Aaron said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 8:36 pm

    God, you suck bitch.. Can't we ban these spamming idiots from posting in the guestbook? Anyone?..

  • Steve Miller said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 6:08 am

    "Some people call me Maurice (insert whistling sound here), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love.."

  • Maurice Rapapatas said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 6:06 am

    Speakin' o' rednecks, check this joke out : Q: "How duz a momma frum the Appallachian Mountuns know when her sun's been fuckin' his sistur?"
    A: "Cuz, when she wuz suckin' the boy's dick last night, it tasted all funny 'an stuff.." HEEE-HAWWWWW, BIATCH!!!!

  • Texas Tony said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 5:48 am

    Ah'm from Texas, and y'all suck major anus..

  • British Bulldog said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 4:56 am


  • 'Da Problem Solva said

    Sep 2, 2016 @ 4:40 am

    I'll tell you what Will, how about if I rip off your head and shit down your neck, you shit-lickin' assfuck??!! Anybody who floods this glorious guestbook needs to eat ten dicks and die a thousand deaths + their momma prolly likz 'ta take it in 'da azz..

  • Will Hector said

    Sep 1, 2016 @ 1:40 pm

    I am an asshole.

  • Speeckaert Bernard said

    Aug 30, 2016 @ 2:57 pm

    A person named Will Hector is about to post on this guestbook. He speaks only the truth. To ignore his messages would be blasphemy. You've all been warned.

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    Aug 29, 2016 @ 10:29 pm

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    Aug 29, 2016 @ 2:50 pm

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  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 28, 2016 @ 3:40 pm


  • Emo Phillips said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 10:44 pm

    My penis is like a delicate little flower that needs to be showered with extra-special care and attention to help it to grow into the ass-reaming fuck-rod that it truly was meant to be..

  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:16 pm

    By the way, Rose, I am also very well-versed in the "penal code" (section 8:67b), and it states as follows: "You will hereby shut your cock-holster, stop your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - SO I CAN PISS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You gotta be cool and follow the rules, man..

  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:04 pm

    "A Rose, by any other name, would smell just as shitty.." - Shakespeare. You are truly a goddess among mere mortals and I would love to pound your beef curtains like a master until I unleash my slimy spunk up your velvety quim-tunnel - That is all.. By the way, I was the one who rear-ended your car last week, I was drunk, and I'd do it again.. Good-Bye.

  • Tommy Turdface said

    Aug 26, 2016 @ 6:21 pm

    lern 2 spel & punktuate u fucken reatardz

  • Rob said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 10:25 am

    This website is the crappiest shit I've ever seen. And I saw damn much crappy Shit before. But to cite Propaghandi: "This might be Satire" (It's just a songtitle, I hope you know that shit). I think this website might be satire, so?
    Bye, Rob
    PS: I know my english isn't the best. I am trying to learn it better, motherfuckers)

  • andrew said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 5:28 am

    thanks, rose! very informative!!! i will feel much safer driving around california's busy streets now.

  • rose said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 4:41 am

    heyyyy andrew it is me, rose, again, hahah. i luv u so much i would kis ur shoos
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    The following pages are text-intensive, since they deal primarily with the laws of the California vehicle Code. It is a little lengthy, and tedious, however, ANY of these subjects may be covered in your written test. Therefore, we highly recommend that you do NOT skip this, or other text-intensive pages. Knowledge is the key to passing your test, as well as avoiding tickets and collisions in the future.

    Laws regarding the ownership, sale, operation, and maintenance of vehicles and trailers in the State of California as well as the licensing of drivers is set forth in The California Vehicle Code as well as other codes of the State including:

    Business and Professional Code
    Civil Code
    Code of Civil Procedure
    The Constitution of the State of California
    Education Code
    Fish and Game Code
    Food and Agriculture Code
    Government Code
    Harbors and Navigation Code
    Health and Safety Code
    Insurance Code
    Labor Code
    Military and Veterans Code
    Penal Code
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    driver education and driver training schools
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    The California Vehicle Code contains the laws and regulations governing the licensing process, the expiration and renewal of a driver license, and the suspension and revocation of a driver license. Special certifications or endorsements are required to:

    operate a tow truck
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    pull large trailers
    ride a motorcycle

    The California Vehicle Code specifies what types of trailers and vehicles can be towed, what types of vehicles are necessary for towing different trailers and vehicles, and what licenses, certifications, or endorsements are necessary to be able to tow these trailers and vehicles.

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    the definition of words and phrases related to motor vehicles
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  • rose said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 4:38 am

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!
    I'm such a big fan woooowooowoow
    i luv u so much ehehehe