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  • Alexander H. said

    Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:26 pm

    Y'all need to go suck on a goblin's cock you stupid assholes.

  • Hitoshi said

    Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:23 pm

    Hey man, you are cool dude man for eating a balanced breakfast & about the only thing missing is teh milk.. I LIEK MILK!!! (and ligers too..)

  • Penis-Puke said

    Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:16 pm

    I love corky with all my heart & soul and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of his rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal.

  • Arnold Drummond said

    Jun 17, 2022 @ 4:45 pm

    Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis..

  • Wesley Willis said

    Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:28 am

    Lick a snow leopard's greasy asshole and eat a llama's dick with tartar sauce.

  • Sk8trBoi said

    Jun 14, 2022 @ 8:06 pm

    This guestbook is rad

  • Mary Higgins-Wilson said

    Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:07 am

    You guys are really fucking disgusting, and some of the language that I've been hearing in here is downright disgracefull.. There are children and old people that come onto this site looking for wholesome and insightful words of wisdom from tru and loyal punk-rockers, and instead, they get this pit of sin, filled with depraved anecdotes about licking some guy's asshole until he farts out gooey lumps of diarreah all over some japanese rentboy's almond-eyed face.. Do you really think that people want to hear about these things?! Do you really think that we want to know about sucking the shit off of a big nigger's cock after it's been stuffed up a malamute's ass??!! No!!!!! We could probably also do without your vivid and sordid descriptions of gay dustin diamond anal-sex orgies ending in thick gooey blasts of steaming man juice that the zubaz-wearing little cretins then eagerly lap up like the hungry little cum-guzzlers that they are, as well.. I mean, who really wants to hear about how good it feels to have a shit-stained fuck-rod shoved up your gaping shit-chute??!! NOT ME - that's for sure! So, in closing, I respectfully ask that you please refrain from using such harsh language on these boards, as there are many other POLITE things that you could say around here, rather than talking about urinating into your mother's mouth while your father licks your dog's butthole.. Speaking of which, I'm also getting really tired of hearing all of this derogatory talk about Boni's dogs, who are absolutely adorable, by the way.. If I ever got my hands on Marlon, I would gently take his big, hairy cock into my mouth as I played with his furry little balls and then massaged him to a screaming climax while Bananas does me in the ass from behind.. Even right now, as I type this, I've got four fingers inserted deep inside my smelly cooter as I fantasize about Dustin Diamond tenderly tounging my sweet pink anus.. Help!! This vile & disgusting website has warped & destroyed my fragile little mind!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

  • Brooks Wackerman said

    Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:04 am

    Well, I for one simply adore mgk, and would absolutely love to stuff my stiffy in his suckhole and then pump so much of my nut-butter down his gob that all the excess semen would come spraying out of his ears like a lawn sprinkler.

  • James Lipton said

    Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01 am

    Oh my, and is anyone else in here besides myself thinking that the silly name the poster below goes by might perhaps simply be a nom de guerre for the great machine gun kelly himself?.. hmmmm...

  • Celebrity Man-Whore said

    Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:56 am

    You people might not want to hear this, but I am a famous television actor, and a-rod & corky have invited me to share their bed with them on numerous occasions while belding was downstairs sleeping. I would pump a-rod's ass full of my slimy semen & then pull out and have corky lick the streaks of peanuts and shit off of my liver-spotted piss-plank until he got so excited he went dookie in his diaper! I then donkey punched his 'tard ass and urinated in his face. Another time, all four of us went 2 the circus, where we sat & gorged ourselves on bag after bag of those bright pink pistachios while we watched the fruity circus performers risking their very lives for our entertainment. Anyway, when we got home belding crashed out, and myself, a-rod, and corky once again went upstairs & retired to the bedroom. So, same as before, I blew another load up a-rod's ass and took a big, meaty dump on corky's mongo chin while he licked a-rod's balls from underneath, only this time, when I removed my throbbing meatstick from his blown-out cock-socket, it was covered in like a thick, pink paste from the undigested pistachios he'd eaten earlier.. it was really weird, 'cause it looked just like I'd dipped my dick into a large bucket of pepto-bismol or something.. (corkies chin also looked like a freshly-scooped cone of raspberry sherbet). But it wasn't as bad as the time I had corky bent over the bathroom sink, fucking him in the ass, when the ungrateful 'tard shit all over my dick.. & When I pulled out and gazed at my reflection in the fogged-up mirror, my now-limp member looked like a melted butterfinger bar.. and my eyes stared back at me with a look of complete shame and utter humiliation that I shall never forget for as long as I live..

  • Nitro-Punk said

    Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:39 am

    So, me and a couple of my buddies went to this party during the summer when we were just out of high school, and we were kicking back, drinking from the keg, and just basically having a good old time hangin' out on the deck when right before dark a bunch of big old jock-type dudes came storming up the staircase, telling us it was their place and to get the fuck out of there right now or they'd beat our asses, but right at the same time, the cops showed up in the parking lot out front 'cause one of their condo neighbors must've called 'em & complained because of all the noise and traffic or whatever, so pretty much everyone else besides me cruised downstairs to either leave or go talk to the pigs, which is when I put my diabolical plan into action.. I went straight into the kitchen and up into the cabinet, where I found the biggest plastic slurpee cup that I could find and filled it right to the brim with my piss. I then placed it in the microwave, set it for 25 minutes, and then pressed the start button & headed downstairs to go meet back up with with my friends so we could get outta there and that's when I saw my buddy robbie at the top of the side stairs waiting for the crowd to dissipate somewhat and he had a big red solo cup full of beer that he tossed right into a bug-zapper that was hanging up from a tree nearby and it completely fried the whole thing, but not before making a pretty rad light and sound display.. And then we bailed.. hahaha!!! I still sometimes wonder if those poor guys in the small town we were visiting enjoyed their party being "punkdified" by me and my rowdy gang of big-city bad-boy bitchass buttfucks.. #SmellsLikeTeenSpirit

  • Andrew said

    Jun 6, 2022 @ 6:47 pm

    I'm gay.

  • Dudley Dodeslurp said

    Jun 6, 2022 @ 6:42 pm

    Vin Deisel is a turd-burglar.

    ...yes he is, I can see it know - I drop a load and he runs over to swipe it up where he goes to find a hiding place so he can eat his turd in peace. He would finish it and come out and his breath would smell like my waste, he would even have little turds on his facial hair. I would have to slap him and force him to guzzle my spunk, but it would all be worth it after he would allow me into his chocolate cave of love, where I will unload another load of my duck butter. Damn this is f'n makin me hot.

  • andrew said

    May 27, 2022 @ 4:46 am

    rosy! #4!! TY <3

  • rosy said

    May 25, 2022 @ 4:53 pm

    im going to mcdonalds anyone wants anything?

  • conttluip said

    May 19, 2022 @ 7:46 am

    i эДт му оши рффр

  • andrew said

    May 12, 2022 @ 4:38 am

    WHAT!!! i am DEFINITELY NOT GAY so whoever is saying that and signing it as me CEASE IMMEDIAELTY!!! i am NOT GAY. OK??!

  • andrew said

    May 5, 2022 @ 4:52 am

    i know im gay daddy

  • im better than andrew said

    May 5, 2022 @ 4:31 am

    andrew ur a gay slob haha gayyyyy

  • conttfssp said

    Apr 20, 2022 @ 1:54 pm