How to be punk [the definitive guide]

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• Walter said

  Mar 30, 2019 @ 7:50 pm

  Friggin kiddy's these days... They're a bunch of retards. I maybe a bit off. But. I wear deodorant. And I now have established credit. So. Yeah. All you anarchist dildos. Learn how to dial a wall phone. That's the beginning. Soon yone day you'll bbe able yo afford yr very own red bubble socialist shirt. Enjoy yr against me...
  
  A.L. Still here. i see. Wat up from Portland Me. Walter.Mac.

• Stevi Rae said

  Mar 12, 2019 @ 4:36 pm

  Randomly found your message today shoping for pants. I am a looser poser wannabe! I hate zines. i love wheelbite. really seriously, Only posers get speed wobbles. They need to slow down.
  Haha. I love you.
  Skate or die. Im an old lady now...

• Tony gojard said

  Mar 6, 2019 @ 5:53 am

  I have no idea what the hell is going on in this site, but it is funny! Oi! Oi! Up the punx! Check out these videos if you want to be mildly entertained!!
  
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• Cap'n Cummo said

  Mar 5, 2019 @ 4:53 am

  guacamole nigga penis :)

• Bradley Pooper said

  Mar 2, 2019 @ 7:40 am

  O.k., well then that settles it - corn-cobs & poop-logs all around, boys!!!

• Baron Von Groove said

  Feb 28, 2019 @ 5:14 am

  Hey wannabe Sam Elliot dude, why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe - You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole & then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddamned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', cunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day.
  

• Mike Ranger said

  Feb 27, 2019 @ 5:34 am

  I'ma gonna fuck me sum mad amounts of hairy man-ass & I's also gonna eat me sum meaty-ass poop-logs, brother..

• punker 112 said

  Feb 18, 2019 @ 6:31 am

  hey, loved your website, i'm a black flag and total chaos kinda guy and this site made me laugh my ass off with how great the satire is, especially with the REAL punk section as it is a massively accurate amalgamation of how many rules people think there are to being a REAL punk, anyway, loved your website and keep up the great work!

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  Dec 10, 2018 @ 1:28 pm

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• British Bulldog said

  Dec 9, 2018 @ 9:33 pm

  Shut the fuck up Yuri, or am gonna stovepipe your ass, you steaming pile of putrid pigshit.

• Yuri said

  Dec 1, 2018 @ 11:58 am

  Hello, my name is Yuri & I come from Russia, but my comrades call me the Yurinator & I have a very urgent message to tell all of you & that message is that I must assfuck immediately, if not sooner - ASSFUCKED!!! IN THE ASS!!!! HARD!!!!!! Until the cum shoots up my tight, puckered love-bud & then when I go poop later on the semen comes back out w/the shit.

• 80's rocker said

  Nov 28, 2018 @ 10:00 pm

  Loved punk since the 80's...no scene like it...most fun people
  ever! Loved your site man, totally hilarious!!!!! I'm a D.R.I. DK, Circle Jerks, Minor Threat type fan... ANARCHY!!! LOL

• Andy Assfuck said

  Oct 11, 2018 @ 1:08 am

  Oh yeah??!!.. Well I fucked an albino sea-donkey up its motherfuckin' asshole..

• andrew said

  Oct 9, 2018 @ 3:20 am

  just like charlie kirk

• Violet Storm said

  Oct 2, 2018 @ 4:39 am

  I shidded and farded in my pant

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  Sep 23, 2018 @ 12:49 pm

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• Stinking Assfuck said

  Sep 15, 2018 @ 9:03 am

  omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol!FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!! (I just blew a load..)!

• Sammy Shitstain said

  Sep 6, 2018 @ 8:46 am

  Hey Dustin, I wanna stick my dick in your butt.

• andrew said

  Aug 19, 2018 @ 11:09 pm

  actually no, it was more of a solid stool the last time that happened. although now that you mention it, there were bits of undigested cabbage. why do you ask?

• A.M./P.M. T.M.G.S. Guy said

  Aug 15, 2018 @ 12:42 pm

  Hey AssRat, quick question for 'ya buddy.. The first time that your gay-ass father blew a load of his a.i.d.s.-infected semen up your gaping shit-chute, did it give you the runs?

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