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• Dudley Dodeslurp said

  Jun 6, 2022 @ 6:42 pm

  Vin Deisel is a turd-burglar.
  
  ...yes he is, I can see it know - I drop a load and he runs over to swipe it up where he goes to find a hiding place so he can eat his turd in peace. He would finish it and come out and his breath would smell like my waste, he would even have little turds on his facial hair. I would have to slap him and force him to guzzle my spunk, but it would all be worth it after he would allow me into his chocolate cave of love, where I will unload another load of my duck butter. Damn this is f'n makin me hot.

• andrew said

  May 27, 2022 @ 4:46 am

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  May 25, 2022 @ 4:53 pm

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  May 12, 2022 @ 4:38 am

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  May 5, 2022 @ 4:52 am

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• im better than andrew said

  May 5, 2022 @ 4:31 am

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• conttfssp said

  Apr 20, 2022 @ 1:54 pm

• peehole said

  Mar 25, 2022 @ 1:26 am

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• conttjbny said

  Mar 17, 2022 @ 7:34 pm

• andrew said

  Mar 13, 2022 @ 6:23 am

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• Rosy said

  Mar 5, 2022 @ 4:51 am

  My dumass actually googled that, Andrew. :(
  -rosy

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• Cutie said

  Jan 17, 2022 @ 8:02 pm

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  Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:14 pm

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• mars said

  Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:13 pm

  im gay

• lawyerCiz said

  Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:24 am

• andrew said

  Dec 18, 2021 @ 6:08 am

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