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  • Fuckface said

    Jul 13, 2018 @ 6:04 pm

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  • succ said

    Jun 29, 2018 @ 9:47 pm

    what's the point, we're all just gonna die anyway

  • PuNXYooCuNTz said

    Jun 14, 2018 @ 2:39 am

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  • andrew said

    Apr 21, 2018 @ 5:54 pm

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    Apr 21, 2018 @ 5:31 pm

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  • Little Pickle said

    Mar 29, 2018 @ 2:02 am

    What if the original website creator left this website years ago and now people just pretend to be him by making their name "andrew" in the guestbook? Would we ever know?

  • Bart Simpson said

    Mar 29, 2018 @ 1:47 am

    Spent way too much time reading this website, this is fucking hilarious.


    Feb 15, 2018 @ 5:16 am

    hi.come to germany and have a beer with us!
    p.s.your pic of "the farts" are "the accüsed"
    (they had their beer already with us back in the 80s....)

  • Bri said

    Feb 14, 2018 @ 6:41 pm

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  • andrew said

    Dec 21, 2017 @ 8:28 am

    more satisfied readers! thanks everyone. ANARCHY

  • chris said

    Dec 17, 2017 @ 3:46 am

    thx to u im a sucsesful anarchist in my new hardcore anarcho-punk band "fuk u and fuk the system"

  • Barry said

    Dec 2, 2017 @ 11:04 pm

    omg, andrew, ur sooo hawt lol! - You are the man Andrew & you deserve 2 be fucked by every woman in the world 5 times.

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    Sep 17, 2017 @ 9:28 pm

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    Sep 14, 2017 @ 12:22 am

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  • Cocksucking Asslick said

    Jul 21, 2017 @ 7:48 pm

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  • andrew said

    Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:21 pm

    thanks, Mac. you get me.