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  • Mr. Belding said

    Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:08 am

    Has anyone seen Screech Powers? Coronavirus or not, he needs to tongue my anus I’m the teachers lounge.

  • Barack Obama said

    Jun 5, 2020 @ 2:02 am

    Ronnie, times like these it is ok to rob stores, plus whoever is calling Andrew gay and that rude content, I will send my bodyguards after you, and torture you till death. Side note, I am an anarcho vegan punk now due to Andrew's magnificent work, ANARCHY.

  • andrew said

    Jun 5, 2020 @ 12:39 am

    whoever is signing posts under my name PLEASE STOP this is a clear violation of the gestbook's TERMS OF SERVICE and i WILL involve my lawyer if this continues.

    - the REAL andrew

    PS i am DEFINITELY NOT GAY! why does everyone keep saying that? i'm not gay!! ok?? everyone?? stop saying it because it isn't true!

  • Ronnie said

    Jun 4, 2020 @ 10:19 pm

    Is that really Barack Obama posting in here? I always respected him, but sending his wife out to steal KFC and grape soda? Hellll Noooo! I turn my back on Barack after that.

  • andrew said

    Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:38 pm

    im gay

  • Brett said

    Jun 4, 2020 @ 3:00 pm

    I was in Chicago over the weekend. On Saturday night, I was in an alley behind a McDonald's receiving a rim job from a homeless man when all hell broke loose! Hundreds of black people honored of the death George Floyd by looting every nearby business and stealing everything which wasn't bolted down. It go so dicey that I quickly pulled up my pants and ran home to safety and forgot to tip the homeless man a couple bucks for this services. Oopsie!

  • Barack Obama said

    Jun 4, 2020 @ 6:08 am

    Tim, of course not, she is faster than Usian Bolt, what a woman!

  • Tim said

    Jun 4, 2020 @ 5:49 am

    Barack, thanks for taking time out of your schedule to post here. I think I saw your wife, Michelle, carrying four 2-liters of grape Crush that she looted from a CVS in the Bronx yesterday. Did she get in trouble for that?

  • andrew said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:08 pm

    Your welcome Olga, I love you I surf too, do you wanna cyber?

  • Olga Freidstank said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:05 pm

    farts kisses farts kisses

  • Barack Obama said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 9:58 pm

    Yes, Tim, I hired her to loot the KFC, told her to do anything by any means, next she is raiding the Kool Aid factory.

  • Tim said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 6:33 pm

    Hey Barack, I saw your wife, Michelle, in video looting a KFC in New York City a couple nights ago. When a policeman attempted to stop her from leaving with a large bucket of Extra Crispy fried chicken, she barrelled over him as if she were an NFL running back.

  • andrew said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 4:41 pm

    wow, what a beautiful and ORIGINAL poem about the punk subculture. for some reason it seems familiar, but they say great works of art do this. i honestly think this should be a song. wouldn't that be cool?

  • CoronaFart said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 2:57 pm

    OMG did you write that yourself? It’s great!

  • PuNK DUDE said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 1:05 pm

    PUNK IS DEAD, lol i ate your pizza tho, Yes that's right, punk is dead
    It's just another cheap product for the consumers' head
    Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors
    Schoolboy sedition backed by big-time promoters
    CBS promote the Clash
    Ain't for revolution, it's just for cash
    Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be
    Ain't got a thing to do with you or me
    Movements are systems and systems kill
    Movements are expressions of the public will
    Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost
    Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost
    Punk narcissism was a social napalm
    Steve Jones started doing real harm
    Preaching revolution, anarchy and change
    Sucked from the system that had given him his name
    Well I'm tired of staring through shit-stained glass
    Tired of staring up a superstar's arse
    I've got an arse and crap and a name
    I'm just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame
    Steven Jones, you're napalm
    If you're so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?
    Patti Smith, you're napalm, you write with your hand
    But it's Rimbaud's arm
    And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?
    Is there something I can learn?
    Do I need a business man to promote my angle
    Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle
    I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear
    The social elite with safety pins in their ear
    I watch and understand that it don't mean a thing
    The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead
    Punk is dead

  • Alen said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 11:04 am

    So, today, it was weird. The GTA 5 aliens are real now, I was viewing the protesters in my purple Toyota, and out of nowhere these naked guys bald and bleached in green, had baseball bats and started smashing my car, then they got ran over by a purple van, and out came naked purple men with baseball bats and started injuring each other, some got arrested and some got sent to the hospital, no joke it was terrifying

  • Barack Obama said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 10:56 am

    I farted, sniff it

  • Willie said

    Jun 3, 2020 @ 7:14 am

    Tonight I was at a protest in Seattle and the police engaged in some scandalous behavior. After we peacefully cursed and screamed at them for 8 hours all it took was a few bad apples to peacefully throw some bottles and other items at them and they reacted. We thought we were ready but we weren’t. All of a sudden the police parted and moved to the sides as hundreds of flaming gay men filled into the center. They dropped their pants with their asses aimed at the peaceful crowd who were only throwing bottles and rocks. The gay men yelled “fire one” and let loose a barrage of farts. The noise shook the earth and the smell hit me within seconds. A man with a gas mask on ripped it off as this toxic fart penetrated and trapped it in the mask! We could hear the gay men cheering and yelling “eat that coronafart”. They then yelled “fire two” and more farts were let loose as well as many flying turds. Many people were knocked over by these turds, and the gay men yelled “eat those coronaturds”. What was a crowd of thousands dispersed within minutes. Many people were seen vomiting from this barbaric police behavior. When I was blocks away I looked back and saw the army of gay men had begun to engage in an orgy and the police had left. What bastards!

  • Mark said

    Jun 2, 2020 @ 7:36 am

    I got caught up near a group of looters in St. Louis yesterday evening. I don't know what the I was thinking, but I discovered I was out of milk and then drove over to the Schnuck's grocery store a couple miles away. Along the way, I drove past a liquor store and saw that there were about 20 black guys in there stealing anything which wasn't bolted down. I got concerned for my safety and turned around to drive back home and was stopped at a light near a Taco Bell. I looked inside and saw an eclectic group of looters! There were some people smashing the cash registers with hammers and I also saw some type of homosexual orgy going on in the dining area! Someone apparently was found a huge bag of cinnamon twists and several guys were eating them out of each other's ass cracks! I also heard some loud farts emanating from that Taco Bell and someone yelling "Eat that Corona-turd!" Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" was playing in my car at this time. When the stoplight turned green I got the hell out of there. Everything is going crazy now as we're living in clown world!

  • Troy Fermon said

    Jun 1, 2020 @ 8:26 am

    Tonight I was at a protest in Los Angeles and saw that guy Webster. He was getting his cock sucked by some really fat black girl. I’m also saw A Rod and Corky nearby and Corky was really giving it to A Rod right in the ass. I was disappointed as I was there to try and get a new gas grill but none of the looting happened where I could get one. But it was still worth it to see Web and Corky.