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  • Ritchie B. said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:13 pm

    Are you fucking retarded??!! Are you sniffing glue??!! Are you just plain stupid as fuck??!! Anybody who's anybody knows that Death Cab For Cutie invented punk rock.

  • Davey Dicksuck said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:07 pm

    Hi there, and I'll probably get flamed for saying this, but I've always felt that the newer johnny-come-lately punk bands like The Ramones & Motorhead were often far too derivative of some of the founding legends of punk like Good Charlotte, 5 Seconds of Summer and the godfather of punk rock, Sir Ryan Cabrerra - Maybe if Johnny and Lemmy practiced more at writing meaningful music that stands the test of time, they might reach something akin to even a fraction of the exalted status of these seasoned pros and emo gods..

  • Funky Joe said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 8:55 pm

    Yo, funky disciples, I am one funked-up muthafunker you funkin' funkheads..

  • Aaron said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 8:36 pm

    God, you suck bitch.. Can't we ban these spamming idiots from posting in the guestbook? Anyone?..

  • Steve Miller said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 6:08 am

    "Some people call me Maurice (insert whistling sound here), 'cause I speak the Rapapatas of love.."

  • Maurice Rapapatas said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 6:06 am

    Speakin' o' rednecks, check this joke out : Q: "How duz a momma frum the Appallachian Mountuns know when her sun's been fuckin' his sistur?"
    A: "Cuz, when she wuz suckin' the boy's dick last night, it tasted all funny 'an stuff.." HEEE-HAWWWWW, BIATCH!!!!

  • Texas Tony said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 5:48 am

    Ah'm from Texas, and y'all suck major anus..

  • British Bulldog said

    Sep 3, 2016 @ 4:56 am

    Hey Speeckaert Bernard, I've got a warnin' fer you as well - 'YA BETTER SHUT YER FUCKIN' PIE-HOLE BEFORE I RIP YOUR NUTS OFF WITH MY TEETH AND THEN SPIT THEM BACK INTO YOUR MOTHERFOOKIN' FACE, 'YA BLOODY BASTARD!!! XO

  • 'Da Problem Solva said

    Sep 2, 2016 @ 4:40 am

    I'll tell you what Will, how about if I rip off your head and shit down your neck, you shit-lickin' assfuck??!! Anybody who floods this glorious guestbook needs to eat ten dicks and die a thousand deaths + their momma prolly likz 'ta take it in 'da azz..

  • Will Hector said

    Sep 1, 2016 @ 1:40 pm

    I am an asshole.

  • Speeckaert Bernard said

    Aug 30, 2016 @ 2:57 pm

    A person named Will Hector is about to post on this guestbook. He speaks only the truth. To ignore his messages would be blasphemy. You've all been warned.

  • andrew said

    Aug 29, 2016 @ 10:29 pm

    Johnd809 the best way to drive traffic to your stupid website is to add this to the head of all your pages:

    <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="2;url=http://www.howtobepunk.com/" />

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    Aug 29, 2016 @ 2:50 pm

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  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 28, 2016 @ 3:40 pm

    FUCK OFF ELMO..

  • Emo Phillips said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 10:44 pm

    My penis is like a delicate little flower that needs to be showered with extra-special care and attention to help it to grow into the ass-reaming fuck-rod that it truly was meant to be..

  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:16 pm

    By the way, Rose, I am also very well-versed in the "penal code" (section 8:67b), and it states as follows: "You will hereby shut your cock-holster, stop your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - SO I CAN PISS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You gotta be cool and follow the rules, man..

  • British Bulldog said

    Aug 27, 2016 @ 12:04 pm

    "A Rose, by any other name, would smell just as shitty.." - Shakespeare. You are truly a goddess among mere mortals and I would love to pound your beef curtains like a master until I unleash my slimy spunk up your velvety quim-tunnel - That is all.. By the way, I was the one who rear-ended your car last week, I was drunk, and I'd do it again.. Good-Bye.

  • Tommy Turdface said

    Aug 26, 2016 @ 6:21 pm

    lern 2 spel & punktuate u fucken reatardz

  • Rob said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 10:25 am

    Hello.
    This website is the crappiest shit I've ever seen. And I saw damn much crappy Shit before. But to cite Propaghandi: "This might be Satire" (It's just a songtitle, I hope you know that shit). I think this website might be satire, so?
    Bye, Rob
    PS: I know my english isn't the best. I am trying to learn it better, motherfuckers)

  • andrew said

    Aug 23, 2016 @ 5:28 am

    thanks, rose! very informative!!! i will feel much safer driving around california's busy streets now.

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