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  • a small retarded boy said

    Sep 25, 2016 @ 1:58 am

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  • Billy Bob said

    Sep 22, 2016 @ 5:47 pm

    I 'aint wearin' no pants and ma' ding-dong's just 'a hangin' an' 'a danglin'..

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    Sep 20, 2016 @ 3:50 am

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    Sep 19, 2016 @ 3:55 am

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  • Smith's Fan said

    Sep 19, 2016 @ 3:04 am

    Well, I must admit that this website is verging on sheer genius, and that I find myself to be absolutely flabbergasted, tommy-knockered, gob-smacked & fey at the absolute brilliance on display here.. I also feel like I just got a good rodgering just by reading some of the entries into this guestbook.. William, it was really nothing..

  • British Bulldog said

    Sep 18, 2016 @ 9:16 pm

    Yeah? Well it looks like shit.

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    Sep 17, 2016 @ 1:15 am

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    Sep 16, 2016 @ 2:27 am

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  • Anja said

    Sep 15, 2016 @ 5:24 pm

    This is fucking cool. The punk scene aint too big is Norway, but IDGAF.

  • Landon Booth said

    Sep 13, 2016 @ 4:00 am

    Signing the goddamn guest book for the hell of it. Punk is fucking awesome and will never die.

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:46 pm

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  • andrew said

    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:45 pm

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:43 pm

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    Sep 12, 2016 @ 7:01 pm

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    Sep 11, 2016 @ 4:57 pm

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    Sep 11, 2016 @ 5:12 am

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  • andrew said

    Sep 6, 2016 @ 9:01 pm

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  • Davey Dicksuck said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:14 pm

    No, actually I'm smoking hash and p.c.p.

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  • Ritchie B. said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:13 pm

    Are you fucking retarded??!! Are you sniffing glue??!! Are you just plain stupid as fuck??!! Anybody who's anybody knows that Death Cab For Cutie invented punk rock.

  • Davey Dicksuck said

    Sep 5, 2016 @ 9:07 pm

    Hi there, and I'll probably get flamed for saying this, but I've always felt that the newer johnny-come-lately punk bands like The Ramones & Motorhead were often far too derivative of some of the founding legends of punk like Good Charlotte, 5 Seconds of Summer and the godfather of punk rock, Sir Ryan Cabrerra - Maybe if Johnny and Lemmy practiced more at writing meaningful music that stands the test of time, they might reach something akin to even a fraction of the exalted status of these seasoned pros and emo gods..